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Finally been bullied into posting a new show, it’s been forever! Been having some technical issues with the site, PLEASE ignore the hideous colors on the audio player, they’re DEFINITELY temporary, but we ARE going to try to post more regularly and if you don’t like this one, blame the listeners who finally got us to get it done and post this one! Longer than usual mono where I talk catalog models, and things. Nicole decides to record while drinking which is the first time anyone on the show has ever been under the influence. We talk horoscopes, the lesbian Bernie Madoff and in case anyone couldn’t tell she was drunk she starts off telling me how wonderful I am and it eventually turns to how awful and controlling I am! Then a chat with Lale about love at first sight, her impending visit to NYC and why I’ve alerted Homeland Security, and why sexual attraction and kissing may be chemistry but does it mean they will be good in the sack? A little bit of a cut in at the end into the middle of a convo we were having about Maria Belforti who we blogged about a while ago and how bishes like Shim think they have power of attorney over God. And P.S. we’ve got nuthin’ against the Buddha-man and not trying to hurt or make anyone feel judged, just trying in my own inadequate way to make a point about abandoning God because of idiots.
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Music by Dan Balan – Chica Bomb
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Chica-bomb-original/dp/B0061O92Y4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dmusic&qid=1326871464&sr=1-1

DO check out the Chica Bomb video here, you may like it! You’re welcome. =}

http://youtu.be/bshlibX_G9w

Love,
Sandi
Xxo

mono is super short and TBFTGOG plays for too long but what are ya gonna do? experimenting on skype with Lale in LA and of course the sound is dreadful. we talk cigs, lesbian repair men, and more!!! Nicole and I chat about her leaving the psych ward gig, coming out at her new one, and other stuff like what to do when you find out that you’re not sexually compatible with your partner late in the relationship.

disclaimer: horrified at even the possibility of my nephew being gay because I know exactly what the repercussions are for being gay in my family.

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Bonus TLM Audio via Twitter:

AUDIO: (10/19/2011) Nobody’s Bitch Take on OWS – This is just an audio addition to the Tumblr post from earlier today….http://chirb.it/24PJ4M

Original Tumblr blog re: OWS (10/14/2011) http://dld.bz/aw7Tb

AUDIO: 4 Minute Debate via 7 yo Nephew http://chirb.it/8brGqM

talk to you soon!

yours,
sandi

We really do hate this particular podcast with a passion. We talk a lot about nothing but here it is regardless, because we feel intensely pressured to post content even if it’s devoid of meaning … like Julie Chen’s every tear.

Mostly all of it is recorded on the portable, which is lazy, so it’s tinny, there’s lots of shouting and the sound goes in and out. You know we like to keep it Hollywood.

And while we realize not every song your girlfriend/partner likes is autobiographical, especially if they’re a music lover, we’re just saying if she is bizarrely obsessed with a song, you might want to pay attention to what it’s about. If you’re a lesbian worth your salt you’ve already raided her closets when she was in the shower anytime she’s ever done anything remotely suspicious, but some of you get lazy. We’re just saying … don’t sleep on a biatch!

Love you more than Crank.
Sandi

Not really sure what's happening here but at listener's requests we tried AGAIN do to a prank and clearly it's not working out. Just can't seem to get thru them like we used to, not sure why. We will try again in the future and hopefully get them right again.

After the Gay Girl from Damascus hoax revealed that Lez Get Real "A Gay Girl's View on the World" was yet another hoax. The site is still up, they've accepted zero accountability and if possible seem even crazier than we already thought they were. They've said they will continue posting it's normal stupidity under Lez Get Real "A Gay Girl's View On the World" posing as lesbian women even though the site is run by a heterosexual man who did 2 years probation and community service for domestic violence; a transgender, who is supposedly lesbian transgender, ya ok... and one of their mother's. No lesbians. These imbeciles, specifically Bridgette LaVictore has been aggressively cyber stalking us for quite a long time but didn't put them on blast before we understood the details. Unfortunately we can't blame all of our stalkership on these locusts, we could have an academy awards ceremony to house all of them.

And re: opening, of course we don't know if anyone really is or isn't an alcoholic, it's best to assume we're probably exaggerating, but in some cases we are definitely NOT!

Are lesbians exempt from every being considered slutty? Not that we don't adore the word Slut amid the right occasion, but really. What else? Who has a memory longer than a webpage download these days, can't remember it all, tune in and find out!

Listener voicemail from geminichanel is regarding show # 59.

A lot of this is recorded on the portable which requires some shouting. Please be forgiving of this situational scenarioscope.

And BTW neither of us have ever cheated and we think it's gross. And we love you vegetarian's too, sheddap! Except for the preachy sanctimonious a-holes, we just tolerate you.

Love you long time.

Yours,
Sandi

Maybe we’ve outgrown the pranks, yeah? We tried over and over and over to get through one prank and failed every single time. Tune in and you’ll hear how pranks with lots of potential go from bad to worse because of our inability to execute, as me and Niki pretend to be a couple on the rocks.

At 59, Mom spontaneously tells her very first joke ever, from of all places, an ER bed during a medical emergency; conversely, after decades of buffoonery my trying out some goofy generic one liners like “This place is hotter than a Turkish bathhouse!” on very busy doctors and nurses fell completely flat. Thank you for all of your well wishes. Mom is coming along, while she kills ME in the process!

Some chatter with Nikki about Shakira (?), falling Grandparents, Dancing …God knows what else; And some convo with Lalee about other things, sometimes weird things.

A lot of this podcast is recorded on a portable which requires some of the yelling-ish, bear with us.

Missed you.

Love you long time.

20 minute monologue, a message to 2030, crazies, gay male sexist oppressors, tackling the tough questions on woman-haters and why they have no b@lls, Hollywood crap movies, then Lale calls in and we talk Giffords, fire arms and Jersey Shore.

blogs referenced

Why we have too few women leaders

http://is.gd/jgBNG

LGBT and Liberal Feminist Hypocrisy Defend Islam While Women are Whipped

http://is.gd/iHfnz

Mark Dadoff; Feminazis who are just as man-hating as misogynists are woman-hating; Liberal Nimbyism; Reactionary righty pundits who play the game and believe w/o bothering to thoroughly examining their beliefs…

Mark Madoff, oldest son of Bernie Madoff, hangs himself with dog leash in SoHo apartment http://is.gd/iDPAZ

Music: All I Want For Christmas Is You – Mariah Carey http://is.gd/iEJky

update: was wrong re: Malkin. knew disparity btwn top 20% & bottom 80% but didn’t see the connection btwn top 20% and top 1%. after going over these stats it clears up why ppl in top 20% have same $ ideology as top 1%. 20%ers, they don’t even come close to bottom 80%. huge diffs btwn top 1% and top 20% but there still is a rather revealing link. so lib dems in top 20% who feign outrage at Bush Tax extension & somehow still loveypoo their 0bama are full of shit phonies. oh, and they’re so benevolent & “caring” ..touting 0bamacare which is NOTHING like the European model & is NOT “Medicare for all.”

Who Rules America? (stats update Dec 2010) http://is.gd/jc9R6

Solo Rant. Lots of yelling.

Warning: If you are in love with 0bama DO NOT listen to this show and start whining. Just continue shunning us, we love that.

Maybe it was the guy who shot the TV at Bristol Palin over Dancing with the Stars who Twittered TLM last night. He tried to school me and let me know my place. I’m certainly not as smart as he is if I don’t recognize what a “MASTER of Intellect and Genius” 0bama is. Interesting choice of words, Master. Surely, I must not be as much of a GENIUS as said Twitterer because I don’t senselessly Palin-bash and can have a completely objective conversation about her. In fact, I find people who can’t, embarrassing. Certainly Palin is not a even a human being and deserves to be scorned because… well, basically she should just die, of course. Silly me, I should know these intellectually superior things.

PS – Recovering from a bad case of bronchitis, please excuse.

Music: King of Anything by Sarah Bareilles http://is.gd/hZJAH

Understatement of the year: “That really hurt me;” Nona’s World War II PTSD poverty complex; Some chatting w/friends re: Liza Minelli; Lez Social Scene; Mr. Softee; Being taken advantage of by one of Giulliani’s; Dirty Talk; Your vadge & chlorinated toxins, including dioxin; Sister Louis Marie & more!

This one’s a little slow moving, it’s been a while.

P.S. – If you mis-take this intro for “making fun of fat people” and NOT the hilarity of a crazy news piece, you might want to continue listening b4 getting nutty. We have never once made fun of “fat” people…and even if we did…if you can’t laugh at yourself then you have NO place listening to THIS show anyway. Take care brush your hair. Be neat brush your teeth.

Miley Cyrus, Tammy & Melissa Lesbalimony, Opinions and what do they really mean?, The Definition of a Lesbian conclusion via Twitter, The Real L Word, Julianne Moore in Kids Are Alright is gonna learn right here and right now that Lesbians are not bisexual. Somebody has to tell us what in the gay hell is going on in the world that some VERY delusional people actually think this is a topic for debate.

(update: there were some issues w/ today’s podcast post. no one was able to link or comment. it’s fixed now. sorry for the trouble)

Hellooo!

As of May 3, 2010 this program is relaunching it's website http://www.thelesbianmafia.com

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Please come by http://www.thelesbianmafia.com and check out the new digs. It way more user friendly and functional, we hope you like it.

We'll be taking your comments feedback and suggestions on the site and at info@thelesbianmafia.com.

See you there! Love you long time.

Sandi

Due to the high volume of requests we've posted this recent material that didn't turn into a show, so here are some lazy files off the portable.

March was our 3rd anniversary, thank you very much to those who have donated, and/or purchased apparel, and for tuning in and hanging out with us. We love your company!

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Hello Lovers,

We are still on a bit of a vacay and hope to return soon.

In the meanwhile, we managed to snag part of an interview we heard on WBAI with esteemed author, thinker, teacher, and foremost theorist on feminism, gender, race, class and culture, bell hooks, author of over 20 books.

She discuesses parenting, critical thinking, Precious, conflict, the deradicalization of feminist women's studies and black studies, women's health and self-care.

First, there is a highly relatable funny opening by Gina McCaully from the What About Our Daughters blog.

Enjoy!

Talk at you soon!

Hugs,
-s

Hello Friends and Darlings. We are temporarily on hiatus. In the meantime we may post an occasional sumsing until we're ready to roll but fret not, we love and miss talking to you and will be back soon to post new and fun shows for you!

... and btw Sarah Palin is my lover. There is nothing you can do about it. We are eating moose hot dogs and later we will be eating each other!

Interview with prolific filmmaker Kirby Dick on his controversial movie Outrage, which outs closeted gay politicians who vote to pass anti-gay legislation. His film SICK (1997) won the Special Jury Prize at Sundance and the Grand Prize at the Los Angeles Film Festival. Dick also directed the controversial TWIST OF FAITH (2005), a film about a man who confronts past sexual abuse by a priest, which was nominated for an Oscar.

Closing commentary from Sandi.

Outrage is available for purchase on Amazon and/or rental on Netflix, etc.

Click here for trailer:
http://www.outragethemovie.com

www.kirbydick.com

She's not a f'cking "WRITER"! Blasphemers. Soy. Quack therapists, pills and doctors... oh, and don't listen if you're hypersensitive about these issues and can't deal with anyone having a different opinion and/or life experience than yours. This isn't NPR, byatches.

Out Three-time New York Times best-selling author and creator of the “Stop the Insanity!” movement, Susan Powter, like you've never heard her before. We talk Wellness, Radical Feminism, Lesbian Culture, her new book The Politics of Stupid and more ...

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PS. The Trevor Project crisis and suicide prevention for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning (LGBTQ) youth

1-866-4-U-Trevor

http://www.thetrevorproject.org

___________________________

PPS. We're sending the warmest wishes of peace and happiness to you and yours through the holiday season, and cheers to a new decade. Pass the sparkles!

After reading about Playboy's first out "lesbian" centerfold, Stephanie Adams, "switching teams" on page 6 of the New York Post, we decided to give her a call (before we ripped her hair out, meh heh heh!) to hear her side of the story.

http://stephanieadams.com

http://www.GODDESSY.com

We would also (again) like to thank Hadas B. for the contributions to this program and continual support, especially the recent contribution to LOVE 146 in honor of The Lesbian Mafia.

http://www.love146.org

The Ariana Nation is getting hyphy on Biden; We gettin hyphy on The Penis director Polanski who rapes 7th graders; Some of YOUR voicemails; Chat w/Bobbi about Jada & Lil Kim's cheek bones, Cougars, LTRs, Chat w/Niki about Guns & Women, 911 Conspiracy Theories, Dancing Guidettes ...

http://www.altfg.com/blog/directors/roman-polanski-petition

Woody Allen signed this petition. WOODY ALLEN! You can't make this shit up. The only ones missing are R. Kelly, Phil Spector, and Baretta ... but there's still time!

Whoopie said it wasn't "rape rape" and went on to justify the rape of a child on The View. After overwhelming criticism she "sort of" retracted it. Weinstein has been a tireless crusader for the rapist pedophile.

The list gets longer every day of the deranged loons who support the rapist pedophile.

Full list as of Oct 7, 09: http://www.altfg.com/blog/politics/petition-for-roman-polanski-signatories

last comment: "After Roman raped his 13 year old victim, he sent his cronies and sycophants to her school where they released the pictures he took of her with the words LOLITA and TEASE written on them. She was in 7th grade. She was humiliated and basically “raped” again. He attacked her Mom as well in the media. Why is it her Mom’s fault that he raped a 13 year old girl after drugging her? He said in an interview filmed in 1978 of the victim that “She wanted it” basically calling her a slut. Roman used these classic rape defense tactics to send her a message and smear her character. Again, she was 13 and in 7th grade. This is the reason why she is “media shy” and wants to walk away from this, because she is scarred and afraid he and his freinds will do it again".

Correction: The the anti-gay marriage DOMA "Execture Order" was signed in june which was in the first 150 days or so, not in the first hundred days. Too lazy to correct it after it was taped but you get the drift.

Article referenced re: women AIDS patients http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,20797,26016669-5003402,00.html?from=public_rss

Feminism, Bailout disgust, Chat with Kaye about straight on straight sexual harrassment, the women's movement, the black power movement, gay life in Jamaica from a straight native's perspective, Buju Banton, Rap, MacKenzie Philips, ect., ect.

Check out Lizzy the Lezzy's site and fun new book: http://www.lizzythelezzy.com

Fantasies of the Sarah, Chat with Nikki re: Pimping Miss Universe, Anti-Relationship Relationship talk, Kim Kardashian's curves, Jessica Simpson's diet and more!

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King Nero Bloombucks, X the hunting ... the abortion issues ... oh and that whole anti-gay marriage issue, and it's Palin Lust, Bruno, etctera ...

Wisdom Teeth, Percodan, 7 day junkie, Addiction, Politician/Banker thug class and Argentina, Mute MSM report on nothing that mattters as usual, Myspace is up and running, thankfully,

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Music:
Painkiller - Steve Bug (feat. Miss Kittin)
Space Cowboy - Eve St. Jones
Behind - Flanders

Be sure to tune in to part B. of this show which is right under this one

Late posting this so it's a bit dated. Haven't had time for an official gay pride show, hope this solo bit will do.

Part A. RIP MJ or maybe not; Perez: Is language an excuse for violence? Does hating on the victim of physical violence make the haters abusive? How would you disable an aggressive person in your face acting like they were going hit you, knowing you were gay and unlikely to strike back at them? Republicrats; Stonewall's 40th Pride anniversary through losses and gains in what feels like a fractured and divided community, A little distance with that Polygamy please and thank you, Da, Da, Da ....

B. Late in posting this sorry if it's a little dated. This is a portion of the show 55 that was going to be cut and tossed, thought it was overkill on the Micheal Jackson talk. For those of you who are interested and want to hear yet more MJ talk, tune in. There are also some musings on closets and celebrity culture that ended up in this post as well. Haven't had time for an official gay pride show, hope this solo bit will do.

Opening song by Wendy Ho, widely known and beloved in the community and gay rights supporter.

To purchase more of Wendy Ho's music go here: http://www.wendyho.net
Friend Wendy on Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/wendyho

(Don't listen to S, it's show 54 not 55, it's 54)

A Smother's love, Getting scammed for juice, Why does Heide http://theheideshow.podomatic.com say lesbians look like men? Potty training, Do-me more, Big-Hollywood Limousine Celebutards love Criminal Wall Street Bail outs, Stalkers ...

Thanks AJ http://www.myspace.com/askajanything for playing the Wendy Ho song on your page.

other music provided by DJ Phil of Funky House London http://funkylondon.podomatic.com/

song titles:
Today Is My Day - Tikaro, J Louis & Ferran ft Clarence
Don't Let this Moment End - Carlos Gillardo ft. Rebeka Brown

eeek! murdered radio djs artlce http://radio.about.com/library/weekly/aa080303a.htm

8 minute Mash-up, Then Nikki Guest Hosts and says it's show 54 but don't listen to her it's #53; ate mail from God?/Yeshua; Aimless feminists; and answer listener inquiries from show 52 re: (Sandi's) run in with a past flame's ex-hubby a few weeks ago and we both confess a few skeletons in our closets ...

Donation thank you's; Multi-Tasking; Stupid Americans; Oxymorons; LoHans Solo 2.0; Odd Couples ... and more!

Reproduced and renamed song *You're a Stupid Cunt* by Kiko Lombardi of: http://www.visitronix.com

Music bed provided by DJ Toni Teresi

http://www.myspace.com/nypstar

McDonalds after midnight, Musings on (Logo's) Rupaul's Drag Race, Shannel (Bryan) talks about why she chose to leave Drag Race, Life as a seasoned Drag Entertainer, and Beauty secrets!

www.myspace.com/shannellv

www.shannel.net

Show #50 starts with an awful PC Love Song, Sleepy after posting show 49 it turns into a more reflective monologue about the past two years; Then come YOUR voicemail's of well wishes!
Please PLEASE forgive us if your call did not make the show. Listened to all of them and every single one was appreciate more than words can say.

Love you bastids!

Music provided by Funky House London Style: http://funkylondon.podomatic.com

Always & Forever Yours,
Sandi

YOUR calls with commentary by Sandi

Intro from Our Friends at the I'm Going to Kill You Podcast

Rupaul's Drag Race, Bigots From All Walks of Life and/or Opposing Parties Etcetera Can ALL Agree on One Thing: H8 Legislation.
PC Polizia, Homogenization, the Fairness Doctrine, Freedom of Speech, Women and Food, Stupidity: the Side Effect of Narcissism and more ...

www.imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com

http://www.myspace.com/rupaulsdragrace

Sandi talks to Nikki and Lale about Electro-Shocks, L Word Spoiler (not so much), Thrillaaah Micheal Jackson, Lady CaCa, The Lesbian Mafia Stimulus Package: 350 -1 millions, Revolution and more ...

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Rectifying Rick, Burka's, Poopy diapers, Bitter Old Cat Ladies and Dirty Old Dog Men, Burn that Sex, Kenosha, Marshals ...

Ordering bibles, Religious blobs, Chat w/Lale re: Rehab, Gays, Marriage, Relationships, Sex, an Asexual phase

Prop H8 Protest Observational Observations,, Part 2 of the Melissa Ferrick Interview! We talk File Sharing, Touring, Sobriety, Porn Names and More.

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**Exclusive Interview w/Melissa Ferrick (Part 1)**

Prop 8 Turrets by Yours Truly, Part 1 of an Exclusive 2 Part Interview w/ Out Lesbian Singer/Songwriter, Indie Icon, Melissa Ferrick! We talk New Couches, New Album: Goodbye Youth, Touring w/Ani DiFranco, Relationships, Coming Out and More ...

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A Bi's Revenge, Battle Weary Rant, Cinnamon Buns, Hairy Legs, Women & Guns, Wall Street Perps ...

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Madonna & Guy's Divorce, Brittany, Drugs, Sweatshops. da da da da da

She Calls to Say She Has Sense, Friends from www.DubiousInent.com Send Over a Fun Hello, Zeitgeists Addendum released 10/02/08 http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=7065205277695921912&hl=en, Compulsive Sunflower Seed Overeater, Negative Television Hysteria, CNN Journalist Jill Abrams book The Myth, The Muse, The Meshuga http://www.myspace.com/jillabrams, Rachel from London discusses London Police, Heather Mills etc ....

Vladimir is Displeased w/the Bing Bang, Aries Discrimination, Lesbian Mafia Tattoos, Sex Addiction, *Guest *Heide* (formerly of Chaos Radio) and Her Dream Life,
Houseboy Slaves, Dominatrixes Make Strange Lovers,
13 Types of Bisexuality - Which One Are You?
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Snotty Neighbors Headgames, Animal Love & Gratitude, Soy, Obsessed Weirdo's, Paranormal Voices from the Netherworld ...


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Guest Host Nikki Fills In While Sandi Is On Brief Hiatus, (go easy on her) Most of this is nonsense but it's stuff was laying around the hard drive from a few weeks ago so we figured we'd post it, why the Hey not?! "Elegant" Farm Dinners?, Irrational War Mongers, Aussies Tear Into Sandi with the "Stupid American" Quiz, Fishing, Neurons ... Idiocy ... etc. http://www.myspace.com/spicenewyorkcity

Bernie, Isaac, LINDSAY the Lezzy Trash-Talk, to Drill or Not to Drill, Hydrogen Cars, 12 Steppin' Gift Bags, Word of the Day - Tourniquette, Why Don't they Fall? Not Even Science Can Conclude and More Bernie ...

This show is dedicated to the late great, Bernie Mac.

Frustrating Fruits, Sarah Jessica Parker and Ferris Bueller's Day Off Getting Off, Interns, Infidelitors, Porn, and more trash-talk! (some of the calls had bad sound, sorry :/
Featuring music by: Sarah Greenwood's - GSX! http://www.myspace.com/gsx

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Could a podcast have Deleted Scenes? The answer is yes!
Got a portable was testing it out so most of this is stuff that would have normally been deleted but for the sake of consistancy here it goes ...
Bullshit & Dolphins, Portable Recorder Nonsense from Various Locations, Best Buy, Rude Toll Booth People, Word Games with Futchy Cops Who Love Rainbows, Sexist Family Dysfunction, Bed Bath and Beyond Mom, Christine Quinn for Mayor, Closing off with a very important PSA from John Cusak ... or is it?

(1hr)

This podcast's topic: "Why Is Gay Pride Important to You?"

We took your calls!! Some special guests called in also and are sprinkled throughout this podcast.

Lizzy the Lezzy - http://www.myspace.com/ruthselwyn

Gay Carrington - http://www.youtube.com/user/GayCarrington

Jamesson - http://www.myspace.com/jamesson

JHermBaby - http://www.youtube.com/user/jhermbaby

Italian Stallionette - http://www.youtube.com/user/ItalianStallionette

Kentucky Lightening!!!! http://www.myspace.com/sarah_hyland

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Carla Jean Johnson Deputy Marriage Commissioner of S.F. City Hall

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P.S. - Special thank you to Jill Abrams

P.P.S. - Anyone who did not make this show please forgive me. Next call in show you will be first, promise. Just message me to let me know.
xxXoo

Sort of a Mini, A Plea for Manners, Not Radical Enough?, Soda, Witch Burnings, Banana Clips, Silje Nergaard

Fill-er-Up, Stem Cells, Where In The World Are Our Senators?, St. Clare's the Molesters, Andy Can Kiss What I Twist and I Don't Mean My Wrist, Schools Out, Sinus Dreams, Out With The Netti-Pot and In with Hydro Pulse ...
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Isis, American Chappaquiddick Idol, Listener v/m, Quarrels, Monsters, Not so Smiley Cyrus, What's a Hooker to Wear?, This American Life, Bottles of Red for Billy Joel ... and last but not least, if you listen very carefully you will learn the real reason why cops eat donuts!

Only here at the Lesma!

Featuring music by: Music Producer PiperRox

http://www.myspace.com/piperrox_house_things

Literalism's, Show #28 Anxiety, Degenerates, Gambino's?, Liquid Symbiosis ...

Please forgive me ...

The Shadow Knows, Melissa's Mash-Up Submission, Listener Call In, Polygamists, Summer Diets, Gym Observations, Kardashian Meaninglessnesses, Fantasies, Subconscious Seriousness and more ...

Music Featured by: The Trucks http://www.myspace.com/thetrucks

Harley Davidson Vests, Balloons, Horseshit Beach, Mental & Emotional Clutter, To Say or Not To Say, Meanies ...
Why Pay A Therapist Who Probably Has More Problems Than I Do, When I Can Podcast?

The Pope reps in NYC, The Pope-mobile, Pope apologies, The Pope on Evil Eve, The Pope, Pope and more Pope ....
(repost from 4-17-08)

The Lesbian Mafia Minute. Can Someone Find Me a Governor Please?

New Show Post!

#23 - We're 1! Let's Get Serious ...

Up Close and Personal with Sandi solo. St. Pats, Elliot Spitz, Courtesans, 1 Year Anniversary Introspection

Featuring Music by Natalia Zuckerman in the artists corner: http://www.myspace.com/nataliazukerman

Lesbian Mafia Apparel http://thelesbianmafia.spreadshirt.com

Voice Mail - 206-984-4093

Happy St. Pats peoples!

Valentine's Stressors, Infidels, Long Term Love, The Lesbian Moment of Truth, Whorey Moments, Lesbian Bed Death?

I dunno

Myspace Angst, Snobby Personal Add Respondents, Sleeper Cells, Crazy Fox Foxy, Peddy R. Kelly, If not Hillary then Who, and Happy Hood Friends

Fellow Podcast - Swannie of Goddess Radio Interviews Zsussana Budapest author of The Holy Book of Women's Mysteries

GoddessRadio.podomatic.com

Losing one's mind is not the only concern here at the Lesma ...

Sandi's shares her Xanax experience in a "1" minute commentary.

It's been common knowledge for decades that Tom shoots blanks. I know Morton thinks he has the lowdown, but he doesn't ... I DO!

Republican Pizza Pies, Nipple Clamps, Porn Virgins, Naughty Blue Chippers, Ear Piercing Karaoke ... does any of it really have any meaning?

(repost from 11-15-2007)

lost a lot of sound quality when converted to mp3 but here goes ...

There's A Party Going On - Nayobe
You'll Never Find Another Love -
Take It While It's Hot - Sweet Sensation
Dancing On The Fire - India
Give Me Back My Heart - Corina
I Remember What You Like - Jenny Burton
Clave Rocks - Amoretto
Hold Me - Rios Sisters
Don't Take Your Love - Lydia Lee Love
Touch Me With Your Heart - Eileen Flores
Try Yazz - Two Without Hats
I Have Dreams - Eileen Flores
Second Chance For Love - Nayobe
Don't Break My Heart - Sa-Fire
I Won't Stop Loving You - C-Bank
January February - Tina B
Come Get My Love - TKA
Look Into My Eyes - George LaMond
99 and a half
Out of Control - Corina
I Do Both Jay And Jayne
Please Don't Go - Nayobe

Questionable prank; Alix Olson’s, “Cute For a Girl;” Lale complains about the prank, Some talk about swingers, Brit catches one of Tila Tequila's TV suitors out at the local Halloween party, Loa sings ABBA and inhales second hand maryjane, Shelzy apparently wears too much costume at her local Halloween party …

Sandi creates her own special automated message for The Lesbian Mafia, Motherly Love, Messages From Birds, Cheap Shots At The Lezzie's On TV, Fem Sergeants "Wanna Have Some Fun," Laughing and Seeing Visions, And Good Vibrations, All Make For A Typical ADD Show.

Sandi talks with teenagers Mandy, Tash and Mary, about relevant and retarded issues. What's on the minds of lesbian youth today, safe dental sex, and how to off an abusive parent ... all in one 54 minute show.

Voicemails from Cindy, Hairy Hedges, Sick Vick, Hicoughs, Ay Bay Bay, Fartisodes, Professions of Love for Mistress Juliya, Orbit Bubble Gum, What Is Dirty Armenian Sex?, Curve Girls ...

Thanks Nadya, for Babkas Bikini Wax Messages, Back from Techno-challenges, Child Abusers, Vibrating i-Phones, Pseudo-Lesbians have babies, Joe Walsh as a cure for insomnia, Combi-Christ for adults, Hilary for president, but only because she has a vagina.

Interview with Lea Delaria and some more nonsensical babblings ..

Adam & Andrews Tatu parody 'I'm a Lesbian,' My software ate the real show so here's the fake one , Bickering lezzies, Gay Pride but not in Miami, I need to get Bucked?, Coming out stories, Really bad greaseball accents, Shout outs!

All I need is the right man, Thank God I'm gay, No topic whatsoever, Being ditched, Bad Karaoke Nonsensical ramblings, Paris? Kelly Clarkson? Farting? A tasteless show indeed ...

Fancier than Uhaul, Rare Exclusive Interview With The Goddess Kate Clinton, Sexy Feminism, Closing Ramblings From Yours Truly The Feminazi?

Converted Lezzy's sing Nelly FArtado in Pathmark, Choosing a sexuality?, Vegas karaoke and sexy tranny hookers, Peter Lugar's steak sauce for 99 cents, Gay beams only for special people, Arguing Lezzy's with tourrete's ... and Shout Outs!

pms, weapon weilding mattress stabbing, gas station fights, holes in walls, head banging stalkers, bottle dodging, and flying chairs ...

there's some echo on the crank call, sorry 'bout that.

if you've been gay for more than a minute, you probably know who marga gomez is. for someone like myself who is a bit of a funny person, it was an honor to have her grace the show.

hope you enjoy it!
(repost from 4-13-2007)
Interview w/ Marga Gomez and My Anxiety

Juwanna Mann?

First show, cut me some slack bishes. Give it a few seconds to start.