The Lesbian Mafia

Episode 102: A Minute On The Moon with Trump & Newscum

The Lesbian Mafia — Thu, 19 Mar 2026 21:28:20 +0000

This is just a short Signal I sent to one of my friends last night while i was winding down getting ready for bed. I’d had half a gummy to sleep. I’m just posting it here to test if I could ever manage a minute long pod format, prob won't work for me, but I'm trying to test it out because I miss podcasting. Anyway.

Love you, miss you. -Sandi

And to the person who emailed info@thelesbianmafia.com saying he wants a lesbian to castrate him? 'Cash me ousside, how ’bout dat??'

Source: Trump says presidents should not have learning disabilities, criticizes Newsom

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-says-presidents-should-not-have-learning-disabilities-criticizes-newsom-2026-03-16/?utm_source=chatgpt.com

Episode 101: Just Shooting the Shit

The Lesbian Mafia — Sun, 17 Aug 2025 04:58:53 +0000

Oh hi, back again with a lil more, this time with some touchstone friends. We tried to talk about lesbian sluttiness, but then her daughters walk in, so we shifted the vibe quick, but I left the recorder running, Figured why not post it. The rest is just us talking, reminiscing a little which we do all the time, and maybe not all of it will relate, but may be worth a listen.

P.S. The sound quality is trash because I STILL don’t know how to edit or publish a podcast properly.

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Until next time,
Sandi <3

Episode 100: Life Update + Aaron Kimberly (Former Trans Man) Returns

The Lesbian Mafia — Mon, 04 Aug 2025 00:45:58 +0000

This episode was recorded in pieces--beginning, middle & end--spread out over the last five months. It’s been sitting on my laptop with a few other podcast files waiting to be published, but finally, here we are. The episode starts off a bit odd because I had to cut the intro where I say hi because it was choppy. Yeah and I cut out some crap I didn’t mean to, so the ending’s a little janky, but hey, DIY vibes, ya know Anyway, you understand these things.

First is a quick update, where I’ve been. Then, Aaron Kimberly returns for another conversation. She’s a detransitioned woman who shares her perspective on trans identity, gender, and personal evolution. Always a powerful perspective.

Follow Aaron: https://x.com/kimber_tweets

Mentioned: Katherine Maher (NPR CEO) on truth as a “distraction” — from her TED Talk, “What Wikipedia Teaches Us About Balancing Truth and Beliefs.” https://medium.com/%40Matthew_Thomas/katherine-maher-and-the-infamous-ted-talk-136615c8a299

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Until we meet again,
Sandi <3

Episode 99: Burned on Bluesky for Advocating Fairness in Women's Sports & Brief Chat On Lesbian Visibility (Solo Cast)

The Lesbian Mafia — Mon, 10 Mar 2025 07:30:07 +0000

In this ep, I talk about my first experience getting flamed on Bluesky after advocating for fairness and safety in women’s sports. It's a heated topic ya know, caring about the safety and rights of women and girls, especially in the LGBTQ+ and trans activist community, where that’s seen as a no-no. I talk about the smearing backlash I received for standing up for the protection of female athletes. Plus, I touch on the importance of lesbian visibility and the ongoing fight for our right to exist and be recognized, without being erased or silenced.

For a visual of the jump at Jurupa Valley High School in California track & field event, you can watch this gentleman's Youtube video:: https://youtu.be/gXTkXO_6u0A?feature=shared

New York Times poll finds 79% of Americans want to ban men who ‘identify’ as women from competing against females in sports UP from 62% in 2021 & 67% in 2023 (Gallop). https://www.campusreform.org/article/new-york-times-poll-finds-majority-americans-want-ban-men-identify-women-joining-female-sports-/27323

Here's the actual poll on it's own for those who want to see the results directly: January 2025 New York Times/Ipsos poll found that 79% of Americans support restricting transgender athletes from competing in women's sports. 94% of Republicans 67% of Democrats & 64% of Independents & other political persuasions: https://static01.nyt.com/newsgraphics/documenttools/f548560f100205ef/e656ddda-full.pdf

And here’s a 2023 Gallup poll showing that Americans had already seen enough to recognize how unfair it is for (male) trans women to compete against girls/women. Americans' Views on Transgender Athletes, 2021 vs. 2023: https://news.gallup.com/poll/507023/say-birth-gender-dictate-sports-participation.aspx

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Sandi

Episode 98: Ellen DeGeneres’ Quiet Exit & An Apology: See Show Notes (Solo Cast)

The Lesbian Mafia — Mon, 17 Feb 2025 02:59:20 +0000

I talk a little about Ellen DeGeneres’ quiet exit and the strange way her legacy is being handled. Ellen wasn’t just a talk show host, she was a groundbreaking lesbian figure in mainstream media. Despite her flaws, she did pave the way for a certain kind of lesbian visibility, and it’s strange how her departure was met with silence instead of recognition.

I also want to acknowledge something important, the Lesbian Mafia is entirely my creation, but for about 2+ years into my hiatus, I became involved in writing activism on TheLesbianMafia.com & Twitter, and I wasn't working alone. While I'm proud of most of the work we did, it ended up sparking important conversations, a lot of people picked up on our ideas and it had a ton of positive impact. We helped shift the conversation around some of the harmful aspects of LGBTQ/trans activism that were going unchecked at the time. Anyway, I hope it doesn’t come across as making excuses, but I just wanted to explain that I was under an immense amount of stress as time went on, which is why I stepped away from podcasting in the first place. But, I take full responsibility for everything that was written. it was a chaotic time, and some things spiraled out of my control and went too far, and I deeply regret that, but at the end of the day, the responsibility is mine and I sincerely apologize to anyone who was hurt by those harsh words. It's been nearly a decade since then and it feels like a different lifetime ago and so far removed from where I am now, but I just wanted to acknowledge the hurt it caused anyone and apologize.

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Until next time,
Sandi

PS- I think I should start a little segment in every show where I do a ‘correction corner’ for the last language mistakes I make in the prior show. You know, the ones I realize I didn't catch until I’m lying in bed at 3 a.m., re-listening to the episode and suddenly thinking, ‘Did you just say "our life" bitch?!’ OR like the last pod "their uterus?" Too bad I don't notice until it's too late. Anyway, forgive!

Episode 97: [Series] Therapy Sessions: Snapshot 1 – A Decade+ of Caregiving & Everything Else

The Lesbian Mafia — Tue, 28 Jan 2025 06:29:07 +0000

For over a decade, I disappeared, not just from podcasting, but from my life. My mother was ill, and caregiving eventually became my full-time world for about 15 years. This series pulls back the curtain on some of that time, I'm sharing therapy sessions recorded during those years with my psychologist (modified voice for anonymity). It’s an unfiltered look into the struggles of balancing family obligation, lost dreams, and the challenge of remembering my-self. After so many years of giving everything to care for someone else, I was left with the terrifying realization that I didn't know who I was anymore. It felt like I'd disappeared entirely somewhere along the way, not sure when, and the hardest part has been trying to find myself again,. Even still. So these sessions aren't only about caregiving, though that’s a big part of it. Whether you're a caregiver, or someone navigating your own struggles, I hope maybe that some of my fragmented story offers connection and maybe through sharing my experience, you can learn from the challenges I've faced.

And dear God, the nursing home system is so broken beyond belief. If you think you’ll never be in this position, I hope this helps you understand how quickly things can change. It's one thing if it's just a few years, but long-term illnesses? It's a whole different reality. This is a conversation we must have, not only as a country but as a global community. When you’re faced with the reality of it, you’re shocked by what you witness.. No amount of personal wealth can save you from this mess. It's something that needs to be addressed, because when you experience it firsthand, you cannot believe how bad it truly is. We need to open our eyes, not just to learn from the past, but to ensure a better future for those in need of care and their loved ones.

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Just a heads-up, sorry if the volume's all over the place AGAIN in this episode! SORRY!

Always yours,
Sandi

Episode 96: Healing Potions, Wildfires: With a Chat from the Heart of LA

The Lesbian Mafia — Wed, 15 Jan 2025 04:15:03 +0000

A special concoction brewed by a talented acupuncturist. A lil about how Wendy Williams is the undisputed queen of radio. Plus, a chat with longtime LA friend about the unforgettable experience of the LA fires and life right now in California.

Referenced: Gisèle Pelicot's ex-husband, dozens of others found guilty in rape and drugging trial in France https://www.cbsnews.com/news/gisele-pelicot-france-husband-dozens-of-men-found-guilty-rape-trial/

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Just a heads-up, sorry if the volume's all over the place in this episode! I'm shit as an editor!

Love,
Sandi

Episode 95: Luigi’s Mom, Cream Puffs & Oh Canada w/ Aaron Kimberly

The Lesbian Mafia — Tue, 24 Dec 2024 03:20:12 +0000

EXCLUSIVE: Luigi Mangione's mom has something to say from the other side! Along with return guest: Aaron Kimberly, We talk Canadian politics and we pick up where we left off last time and get into it into some of the topics we started discussing. The complexities of gender from a detransitioner's perspective.

During the episode, Aaron discusses the book Understanding Transgender Identities: Four Views

Aaron's Twitter: https://x.com/Aaron_GDAC

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Merry Christmas, love you. Happy New Year.

More soon...
Sandi

Episode 94: Charitable Cookies, Port and an All Over the Map (Solo Cast)

The Lesbian Mafia — Mon, 02 Dec 2024 06:39:10 +0000

It started when I spotted Paul Newman’s cookies in the green market, which got me thinking about his legacy charity with wife Joanne Woodward. I'm so impressed by how these two very imperfect people created something so beautiful. Paul passed years ago, Joanne is now nearing the end of her life, yet their incredible charity is still thriving. I also share my recent attempt at Pure Barre (spoiler: it’s definitely a no-go for me!), my port wine recommendation, and why I’m (big shock) upset with Democrats these days.

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Until next time,
Sandi

Episode 93: Short Chat on Loss and a Quick Note on Bolting from a Bish

The Lesbian Mafia — Sat, 02 Nov 2024 05:28:45 +0000

Visited with a longtime friend for dinner and while she’s straight, nobodies perfect, ya know. This is just a lil bit of our chat about the loss of her mom. We also talk just a lil about abortion. And she also echoes my sentiments on the fake standards on women set by the manosphere and Incelville. Meantime they're they’re lucky if anyone's interested at all. No matter how hard societies attempt to undermine heterosexuality, the fact remains that men are fundamentally attracted to women. And human instincts persist. Plus, a lil bit about how I had to escape the allure of my captivating Pilates instructor. Who knows what hidden dangers lurk?!

Heads up: the audio is a bit more chaotic than usual. This happens because I have a tendency to accidentally cut more or wrong sections during editing, which causes the mixed-up and incomplete segments that I then have to TRY to piece together to sound like they were originally recorded! Anyway!

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More next time,
Sandi

Episode 92: Reconciling Gender: Aaron Kimberly's Transition, Detransition, & Whistleblowing

The Lesbian Mafia — Thu, 10 Oct 2024 05:54:54 +0000

Aaron Kimberly, a whistleblower exposing practices at the gender clinic where she once worked, discusses concerns about the fast-tracking of medical gender transitions. She shares her own experience of having surgery approved after just a few visits with a family doctor at the gender clinic and one psychiatric consultation. As a psychiatric mental health nurse, Aaron has raised alarms about the urgent need for accountable practices, if any at all, in medical gender transition. Her advocacy is informed by her life as a de-transitioned transgender man, lifelong butch lesbian and clinician.

You can catch up with Aaron at: https://x.com/Aaron_GDAC

Aaron's Substack: https://aaronkimberly.substack.com/

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Sandi

Episode 91: LGBTQ-FU: Het Awaits!! (Solo Cast)

The Lesbian Mafia — Sat, 21 Sep 2024 06:32:43 +0000

Who needs lesbian social events or lesbian dating apps when I’ve found straight divorced men right in my building?

My 47 year old boyfriend doesn't wear a too-tight polyester dress though, so I guess the lack of said dress just puts me in the boring 'het' camp now. When I wanna feel unique and special, and really stand out from other hets, I could always force him into a dress and we can be keer together.

I also dish on 'Beverly' and her relentless snake-oil antics. I can’t escape her at the gym, I can’t even drown myself in the hot tub to get away and believe me, I’ve tried!

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Sandi

Episode 90: Queer: Group Identity & the Erasure of Lesbians (Solo Cast)

The Lesbian Mafia — Sat, 31 Aug 2024 08:34:54 +0000

Thinking out loud about how LGBTQ and queer identities intersect with the experiences of Lesbians and the issue of Lesbian erasure. Seeing how the drive for inclusion at any cost (mostly for 45+ yo straight men who identify as "lesbians") within the queer framework has led to the exclusion and underrepresentation of Lesbian women. Where do we go from here?

Article referenced: A Straight Man Walks Into A Lesbian Bar https://so.gay/everything-else/news/so-gay-is-a-proud-presenting-media-sponsor-of-nyc-pride-2024/

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Sandi

Episode 89: Gold Thieves: An Olympic Fiasco

The Lesbian Mafia — Sun, 18 Aug 2024 20:56:11 +0000

Late-night recording, Scattered ramblings. A very unfocused chat with a long time friend (Patti). We touched a bit on long-term friendship, parenting, and a lil commiserating about our entirely shitty families . I came to the table with no topic for this podcast and was very tired, so it's pretty unorganized. We also talked a little about the Olympic disaster and, toward the end, I'm rambling some more about how trashed lesbian culture is again, but yeah for the sake of very inconsistent consistency I uploaded it. Thanks for tuning in!

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Sandi

Episode 88: Quick Chat: Pilates and a Poly Surprise in a Tight Spot (Solo Cast)

The Lesbian Mafia — Sun, 28 Jul 2024 06:41:54 +0000

In this solo episode, I recount my latest Pilates session (a newish venture) and an assisted stretching appointment where I found myself in a compromising position with my Flexologist when she revealed details about her polyamorous lifestyle. And she later shared that her kid is trans, possibly thinking we might have something in common. Don't worry, I quickly clarified that.

Apologies for being a cheapo with the content, but tune in for this very brief, if not abrupt, update...

Fondly yours,
Sandi

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Episode 88: An Often Overlooked Lesbian Perspective on her GF's Gender Transition

The Lesbian Mafia — Tue, 09 Jul 2024 04:42:51 +0000

Some comments about Panera's shocking lethal lemonade.

Then, I sit down with a dear friend who opens up about her journey. After six years together, her partner's decision to transition gender sparked a serious shift in their relationship. From the initial discussion to the swift decision for bilateral mastectomy surgery without any psychiatric eval. She deliberately avoided the psychiatric evaluation and searched for a surgeon virtually who would perform the mastectomy without requiring one.

Also, just a little bit about the devolved state of lesbian nightlife.

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Sandi

Episode 86: Progress Month: Rethinking Pride (Solo Session)

The Lesbian Mafia — Wed, 19 Jun 2024 22:58:18 +0000

Just some thoughts on LGBTQ+ and how Transgender activism is impacting the Lesbian world.

Planet Fitness Transgender Policy (referenced during episode)
https://t-nation.com/t/planet-fitness-transgender-policy/287277

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Episode 85: Massages, Motors & Spicy Meno-Miracles (Solo Cast)

The Lesbian Mafia — Thu, 11 Jan 2024 06:22:02 +0000

The miraculous world of Chinatown massages. Close encounters with trees. The question of whether it's fair for everyone to let uber-hot women work. Also, the often underdiscussed allure of menopause and the very often overlooked freedom that definitely deserves a spotlight. Giving meno-merrymaking the bloody attention it secretly craves!

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Until next time,
Sandi

Episode 84: Gym Chronicles & Masc Musings

The Lesbian Mafia — Sun, 26 Nov 2023 02:37:55 +0000

Observing the world of fitness, where each workout reveals the sad state of the womenz. Also, in conversation with old friend Dante, we explore her transformation from a glamorous exotic dancer past to a masculine identity.

Feel free to reach out at info@thelesbianmafia.com for any inquiries or communication. Looking forward to hearing from you! Emailing burns calories! (Not really)

Until we meet again,
Sandi

Episode 83: To Ronald, Love Fries (Solo Cast)

The Lesbian Mafia — Wed, 01 Nov 2023 04:18:28 +0000

Rant about the not at all hidden risks lurking in our favorite fast food. The inconvenient consequences of convenience dining.

McDonald’s revenue soars as it hikes menu prices: ‘$18 Big Macs’ https://trib.al/QOtdhJm

Dunkin Donuts nightmarish sugar & pesticides: https://twitter.com/modelthins/status/1702309923575513435

Starbucks ditto Dunkin Donuts: https://twitter.com/No0orah/status/1702013355806933041

Remembering late Mom's house-dresses.

Still in the process of trying to figure out the focus of this podcast, but appreciate your company on this journey. Let's figure it out together!

Please feel free to email your topic suggestions and/or lemme know if you are interested in joining for an episode: info@thelesbianmafia.com

You complete me,
Sandi

Oh, hi ...

The Lesbian Mafia — Tue, 10 Oct 2023 05:19:36 +0000

It's been forever. Missed you terribly, but hi again =)

(81) Eva Longoria Lies About Eating Cheetos On Twitter!

The Lesbian Mafia — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 01:57:20 +0000

New mini-podcast, can you believe it?! Haven't posted in a very long WHILE but had to say something about some of the things we have seen on our Twitter timeline NAMELY Eva Longoria LYING about eating Cheetos!

Miss you all terribly and not sure when there will be another podcast but someone had to tackle this tough issue once and for all!

Music: Earth Versus the World - The Polish Ambassador

Love to love you,
Sandi

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and http://twitter.com/thelesbianmafia

Eva Longoria's Snacking Tweets: The first one made us FURIOUSLY unfollow her and the second tweet is what made us realize we had to deal with this issue once and for all! Then we went back to her page (because we missed her) and saw she had been shit-whoring for Baskin-Robbins and Frito Lay and said she was in a guacamole and chips coma from going to Beso's restaurant and that she saw the movie Lincoln. She's one of a handful of celebs we do still like but even a tulip like Eva doesn't get a free pass, she needed to be dealt with and made an example because no one wants to see commercials on Twitter!

She's LYING!

Disclaimer: The word "retarded" was said in this show and it was not done to offend anyone. If you love or know someone, or know someone who knows someone who is mentally disabled, or if you're one of those superior beings who never says anything offensive because you're perfect and more evolved than us, we're sorry, we weren't trying to malign anyone. As we have said before, we have never and would never call someone who has a mental disability retarded BUT in conversation sometimes the word slips out. We love you all.

(80) What Are We Talking About?

The Lesbian Mafia — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 19:51:22 +0000

Ciao, long time. Ignore the color of the audio player (on the site) it's ugly and needs to be changed. Nicole begins with an audio apology for being a slacker s.o.b so I “audio” answer because these bitches do NOT help me for shit! Let's hope they aren't as LAZY in the sack as they are with NOT EVER helping me with this podcast!!!

It’s just me and Nicole on this one and it’s gets a little contentious and I do some yelling because the Lesma bishes have been slackin’ too long but it’s all in good fun and we FINALLY got another podcast out for crying in the rain! Now that they have been shamed publicly maybe we’ll be able to post more regularly? One never knows does one?! This one is a little random and nutbar-ish, there’s a little talk about being Ma, blackberries and Nicole’s refusal to give up her old man phone when she gets a free upgrade, Sarah Palin in the movie Game Change, acupuncture, Dr Lee, hospitals and the how much scarier they are when you know what really goes down there, birds, reincarnation, why wasn't Ricky Eva Peron in Evita? Madonna, exes, the Wizard of Oz and more!

Music by:

Let the Music Play – Space
Download on Beatport: http://s.beatport.com/LetthemusicplayBP
Available on other portals on May 7th.

Gloria Gaynor - Never Say Goodbye
Download at amazon.com

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-music&field-keywords=never+say+goodbye+gloria+gaynor

(79) Chica Bomb

The Lesbian Mafia — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 07:24:11 +0000

Finally been bullied into posting a new show, it’s been forever! Been having some technical issues with the site, PLEASE ignore the hideous colors on the audio player, they’re DEFINITELY temporary, but we ARE going to try to post more regularly and if you don’t like this one, blame the listeners who finally got us to get it done and post this one! Longer than usual mono where I talk catalog models, and things. Nicole decides to record while drinking which is the first time anyone on the show has ever been under the influence. We talk horoscopes, the lesbian Bernie Madoff and in case anyone couldn’t tell she was drunk she starts off telling me how wonderful I am and it eventually turns to how awful and controlling I am! Then a chat with Lale about love at first sight, her impending visit to NYC and why I’ve alerted Homeland Security, and why sexual attraction and kissing may be chemistry but does it mean they will be good in the sack? A little bit of a cut in at the end into the middle of a convo we were having about Maria Belforti who we blogged about a while ago and how bishes like Shim think they have power of attorney over God. And P.S. we’ve got nuthin’ against the Buddha-man and not trying to hurt or make anyone feel judged, just trying in my own inadequate way to make a point about abandoning God because of idiots.
http://thelesbianmafia.tumblr.com/post/10841134783/response-to-nyt-article-click-here-first-rights

Music by Dan Balan – Chica Bomb
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Chica-bomb-original/dp/B0061O92Y4/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dmusic&qid=1326871464&sr=1-1

DO check out the Chica Bomb video here, you may like it! You’re welcome. =}

http://youtu.be/bshlibX_G9w

Love,
Sandi
Xxo

(78) Lezbun Sessions

The Lesbian Mafia — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 20:37:16 +0000

mono is super short and TBFTGOG plays for too long but what are ya gonna do? experimenting on skype with Lale in LA and of course the sound is dreadful. we talk cigs, lesbian repair men, and more!!! Nicole and I chat about her leaving the psych ward gig, coming out at her new one, and other stuff like what to do when you find out that you’re not sexually compatible with your partner late in the relationship.

disclaimer: horrified at even the possibility of my nephew being gay because I know exactly what the repercussions are for being gay in my family.

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Bonus TLM Audio via Twitter:

AUDIO: (10/19/2011) Nobody’s Bitch Take on OWS – This is just an audio addition to the Tumblr post from earlier today….http://chirb.it/24PJ4M

Original Tumblr blog re: OWS (10/14/2011) http://dld.bz/aw7Tb

AUDIO: 4 Minute Debate via 7 yo Nephew http://chirb.it/8brGqM

talk to you soon!

yours,
sandi

(77) The We Hate This Show Show But Love You Like Crack Cocaine

The Lesbian Mafia — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 03:06:32 +0000

We really do hate this particular podcast with a passion. We talk a lot about nothing but here it is regardless, because we feel intensely pressured to post content even if it’s devoid of meaning … like Julie Chen’s every tear.

Mostly all of it is recorded on the portable, which is lazy, so it’s tinny, there’s lots of shouting and the sound goes in and out. You know we like to keep it Hollywood.

And while we realize not every song your girlfriend/partner likes is autobiographical, especially if they’re a music lover, we’re just saying if she is bizarrely obsessed with a song, you might want to pay attention to what it’s about. If you’re a lesbian worth your salt you’ve already raided her closets when she was in the shower anytime she’s ever done anything remotely suspicious, but some of you get lazy. We’re just saying … don’t sleep on a biatch!

Love you more than Crank.
Sandi

(76) Kaleidoscope

The Lesbian Mafia — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 03:51:23 +0000

Not really sure what's happening here but at listener's requests we tried AGAIN do to a prank and clearly it's not working out. Just can't seem to get thru them like we used to, not sure why. We will try again in the future and hopefully get them right again.

After the Gay Girl from Damascus hoax revealed that Lez Get Real "A Gay Girl's View on the World" was yet another hoax. The site is still up, they've accepted zero accountability and if possible seem even crazier than we already thought they were. They've said they will continue posting it's normal stupidity under Lez Get Real "A Gay Girl's View On the World" posing as lesbian women even though the site is run by a heterosexual man who did 2 years probation and community service for domestic violence; a transgender, who is supposedly lesbian transgender, ya ok... and one of their mother's. No lesbians. These imbeciles, specifically Bridgette LaVictore has been aggressively cyber stalking us for quite a long time but didn't put them on blast before we understood the details. Unfortunately we can't blame all of our stalkership on these locusts, we could have an academy awards ceremony to house all of them.

And re: opening, of course we don't know if anyone really is or isn't an alcoholic, it's best to assume we're probably exaggerating, but in some cases we are definitely NOT!

Are lesbians exempt from every being considered slutty? Not that we don't adore the word Slut amid the right occasion, but really. What else? Who has a memory longer than a webpage download these days, can't remember it all, tune in and find out!

Listener voicemail from geminichanel is regarding show # 59.

A lot of this is recorded on the portable which requires some shouting. Please be forgiving of this situational scenarioscope.

And BTW neither of us have ever cheated and we think it's gross. And we love you vegetarian's too, sheddap! Except for the preachy sanctimonious a-holes, we just tolerate you.

Love you long time.

Yours,
Sandi

(75) Prank Fails and Jive

The Lesbian Mafia — Sat, 30 Apr 2011 04:46:21 +0000

Maybe we’ve outgrown the pranks, yeah? We tried over and over and over to get through one prank and failed every single time. Tune in and you’ll hear how pranks with lots of potential go from bad to worse because of our inability to execute, as me and Niki pretend to be a couple on the rocks.

At 59, Mom spontaneously tells her very first joke ever, from of all places, an ER bed during a medical emergency; conversely, after decades of buffoonery my trying out some goofy generic one liners like “This place is hotter than a Turkish bathhouse!” on very busy doctors and nurses fell completely flat. Thank you for all of your well wishes. Mom is coming along, while she kills ME in the process!

Some chatter with Nikki about Shakira (?), falling Grandparents, Dancing …God knows what else; And some convo with Lalee about other things, sometimes weird things.

A lot of this podcast is recorded on a portable which requires some of the yelling-ish, bear with us.

Missed you.

Love you long time.

(74) Are Women The Inferior Sex?

The Lesbian Mafia — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 19:26:43 +0000

20 minute monologue, a message to 2030, crazies, gay male sexist oppressors, tackling the tough questions on woman-haters and why they have no b@lls, Hollywood crap movies, then Lale calls in and we talk Giffords, fire arms and Jersey Shore.

blogs referenced

Why we have too few women leaders

http://is.gd/jgBNG

LGBT and Liberal Feminist Hypocrisy Defend Islam While Women are Whipped

http://is.gd/iHfnz

(73) Karma By Dog Leash

The Lesbian Mafia — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 19:15:21 +0000

Mark Dadoff; Feminazis who are just as man-hating as misogynists are woman-hating; Liberal Nimbyism; Reactionary righty pundits who play the game and believe w/o bothering to thoroughly examining their beliefs…

Mark Madoff, oldest son of Bernie Madoff, hangs himself with dog leash in SoHo apartment http://is.gd/iDPAZ

Music: All I Want For Christmas Is You – Mariah Carey http://is.gd/iEJky

update: was wrong re: Malkin. knew disparity btwn top 20% & bottom 80% but didn’t see the connection btwn top 20% and top 1%. after going over these stats it clears up why ppl in top 20% have same $ ideology as top 1%. 20%ers, they don’t even come close to bottom 80%. huge diffs btwn top 1% and top 20% but there still is a rather revealing link. so lib dems in top 20% who feign outrage at Bush Tax extension & somehow still loveypoo their 0bama are full of shit phonies. oh, and they’re so benevolent & “caring” ..touting 0bamacare which is NOTHING like the European model & is NOT “Medicare for all.”

Who Rules America? (stats update Dec 2010) http://is.gd/jc9R6

(72) Master of Intellectassy

The Lesbian Mafia — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 19:05:31 +0000

Solo Rant. Lots of yelling.

Warning: If you are in love with 0bama DO NOT listen to this show and start whining. Just continue shunning us, we love that.

Maybe it was the guy who shot the TV at Bristol Palin over Dancing with the Stars who Twittered TLM last night. He tried to school me and let me know my place. I’m certainly not as smart as he is if I don’t recognize what a “MASTER of Intellect and Genius” 0bama is. Interesting choice of words, Master. Surely, I must not be as much of a GENIUS as said Twitterer because I don’t senselessly Palin-bash and can have a completely objective conversation about her. In fact, I find people who can’t, embarrassing. Certainly Palin is not a even a human being and deserves to be scorned because… well, basically she should just die, of course. Silly me, I should know these intellectually superior things.

PS – Recovering from a bad case of bronchitis, please excuse.

Music: King of Anything by Sarah Bareilles http://is.gd/hZJAH

(71) Are We Podfading?

The Lesbian Mafia — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 18:45:12 +0000

Understatement of the year: “That really hurt me;” Nona’s World War II PTSD poverty complex; Some chatting w/friends re: Liza Minelli; Lez Social Scene; Mr. Softee; Being taken advantage of by one of Giulliani’s; Dirty Talk; Your vadge & chlorinated toxins, including dioxin; Sister Louis Marie & more!

This one’s a little slow moving, it’s been a while.

P.S. – If you mis-take this intro for “making fun of fat people” and NOT the hilarity of a crazy news piece, you might want to continue listening b4 getting nutty. We have never once made fun of “fat” people…and even if we did…if you can’t laugh at yourself then you have NO place listening to THIS show anyway. Take care brush your hair. Be neat brush your teeth.

(70) What The Hell Is Going On?

The Lesbian Mafia — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 18:24:26 +0000

Miley Cyrus, Tammy & Melissa Lesbalimony, Opinions and what do they really mean?, The Definition of a Lesbian conclusion via Twitter, The Real L Word, Julianne Moore in Kids Are Alright is gonna learn right here and right now that Lesbians are not bisexual. Somebody has to tell us what in the gay hell is going on in the world that some VERY delusional people actually think this is a topic for debate.

(update: there were some issues w/ today’s podcast post. no one was able to link or comment. it’s fixed now. sorry for the trouble)

(69) IMPORTANT: NEW FEED ADDRESS AND WEBSITE RELAUNCH!

The Lesbian Mafia — Sat, 01 May 2010 08:03:08 +0000

Hellooo!

As of May 3, 2010 this program is relaunching it's website http://www.thelesbianmafia.com

and has a new iTunes address: http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lesbian-mafia/id370996168

Please come by http://www.thelesbianmafia.com and check out the new digs. It way more user friendly and functional, we hope you like it.

We'll be taking your comments feedback and suggestions on the site and at info@thelesbianmafia.com.

See you there! Love you long time.

Sandi

(68) Eat Me

The Lesbian Mafia — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 02:48:32 +0000

Due to the high volume of requests we've posted this recent material that didn't turn into a show, so here are some lazy files off the portable.

March was our 3rd anniversary, thank you very much to those who have donated, and/or purchased apparel, and for tuning in and hanging out with us. We love your company!

We've also received your voice-mails and will incorporate them in to future shows, please be patient it may take a little while but we love hearing from you!

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(67) bell hooks

The Lesbian Mafia — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 21:02:54 +0000

Hello Lovers,

We are still on a bit of a vacay and hope to return soon.

In the meanwhile, we managed to snag part of an interview we heard on WBAI with esteemed author, thinker, teacher, and foremost theorist on feminism, gender, race, class and culture, bell hooks, author of over 20 books.

She discuesses parenting, critical thinking, Precious, conflict, the deradicalization of feminist women's studies and black studies, women's health and self-care.

First, there is a highly relatable funny opening by Gina McCaully from the What About Our Daughters blog.

Enjoy!

Talk at you soon!

Hugs,
-s

(65) 'Outrage' Director Kirby Dick

The Lesbian Mafia — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 09:48:23 +0000

Interview with prolific filmmaker Kirby Dick on his controversial movie Outrage, which outs closeted gay politicians who vote to pass anti-gay legislation. His film SICK (1997) won the Special Jury Prize at Sundance and the Grand Prize at the Los Angeles Film Festival. Dick also directed the controversial TWIST OF FAITH (2005), a film about a man who confronts past sexual abuse by a priest, which was nominated for an Oscar.

Closing commentary from Sandi.

Outrage is available for purchase on Amazon and/or rental on Netflix, etc.

Click here for trailer:
http://www.outragethemovie.com

www.kirbydick.com

(64) Love & Rage (Mini)

The Lesbian Mafia — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 07:51:10 +0000

She's not a f'cking "WRITER"! Blasphemers. Soy. Quack therapists, pills and doctors... oh, and don't listen if you're hypersensitive about these issues and can't deal with anyone having a different opinion and/or life experience than yours. This isn't NPR, byatches.

(63) Stop the Insanity! w/Susan Powter

The Lesbian Mafia — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 05:34:00 +0000

Out Three-time New York Times best-selling author and creator of the “Stop the Insanity!” movement, Susan Powter, like you've never heard her before. We talk Wellness, Radical Feminism, Lesbian Culture, her new book The Politics of Stupid and more ...

http://susanpowteronline.com

____________________________

PS. The Trevor Project crisis and suicide prevention for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning (LGBTQ) youth

1-866-4-U-Trevor

http://www.thetrevorproject.org

___________________________

PPS. We're sending the warmest wishes of peace and happiness to you and yours through the holiday season, and cheers to a new decade. Pass the sparkles!

(62) Intrvw w/ Playboy Bunny Stephanie Adams

The Lesbian Mafia — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:45:07 +0000

After reading about Playboy's first out "lesbian" centerfold, Stephanie Adams, "switching teams" on page 6 of the New York Post, we decided to give her a call (before we ripped her hair out, meh heh heh!) to hear her side of the story.

http://stephanieadams.com

http://www.GODDESSY.com

We would also (again) like to thank Hadas B. for the contributions to this program and continual support, especially the recent contribution to LOVE 146 in honor of The Lesbian Mafia.

http://www.love146.org

(61) Gettin' Hyphy

The Lesbian Mafia — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 08:19:32 +0000

The Ariana Nation is getting hyphy on Biden; We gettin hyphy on The Penis director Polanski who rapes 7th graders; Some of YOUR voicemails; Chat w/Bobbi about Jada & Lil Kim's cheek bones, Cougars, LTRs, Chat w/Niki about Guns & Women, 911 Conspiracy Theories, Dancing Guidettes ...

http://www.altfg.com/blog/directors/roman-polanski-petition

Woody Allen signed this petition. WOODY ALLEN! You can't make this shit up. The only ones missing are R. Kelly, Phil Spector, and Baretta ... but there's still time!

Whoopie said it wasn't "rape rape" and went on to justify the rape of a child on The View. After overwhelming criticism she "sort of" retracted it. Weinstein has been a tireless crusader for the rapist pedophile.

The list gets longer every day of the deranged loons who support the rapist pedophile.

Full list as of Oct 7, 09: http://www.altfg.com/blog/politics/petition-for-roman-polanski-signatories

last comment: "After Roman raped his 13 year old victim, he sent his cronies and sycophants to her school where they released the pictures he took of her with the words LOLITA and TEASE written on them. She was in 7th grade. She was humiliated and basically “raped” again. He attacked her Mom as well in the media. Why is it her Mom’s fault that he raped a 13 year old girl after drugging her? He said in an interview filmed in 1978 of the victim that “She wanted it” basically calling her a slut. Roman used these classic rape defense tactics to send her a message and smear her character. Again, she was 13 and in 7th grade. This is the reason why she is “media shy” and wants to walk away from this, because she is scarred and afraid he and his freinds will do it again".

Correction: The the anti-gay marriage DOMA "Execture Order" was signed in june which was in the first 150 days or so, not in the first hundred days. Too lazy to correct it after it was taped but you get the drift.

Article referenced re: women AIDS patients http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,20797,26016669-5003402,00.html?from=public_rss

(60) Just A Couplea Hos

The Lesbian Mafia — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 12:43:28 +0000

Feminism, Bailout disgust, Chat with Kaye about straight on straight sexual harrassment, the women's movement, the black power movement, gay life in Jamaica from a straight native's perspective, Buju Banton, Rap, MacKenzie Philips, ect., ect.

Check out Lizzy the Lezzy's site and fun new book: http://www.lizzythelezzy.com

(59) Show Me Love DJ

The Lesbian Mafia — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 14:01:21 +0000

Fantasies of the Sarah, Chat with Nikki re: Pimping Miss Universe, Anti-Relationship Relationship talk, Kim Kardashian's curves, Jessica Simpson's diet and more!

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(58) Slut Bitch Cunt

The Lesbian Mafia — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:14:27 +0000

Eminem & Dr. Dre's bitter response to Mariah; Another Rant about Republicrat Demublicans; Nikki, Bobbi, and Lalee call in to chat about H20, a Sexless Marriage, Crooked Cash Businesses in the NY, Rude LA Drivers, Tranny Chasing

Music: Talk to Me - Peaches

PSA's: Kiko Lombardi of Visitronix.com

(57) How Can a Fish Look Like a Horse? (mini)

The Lesbian Mafia — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 07:01:33 +0000

King Nero Bloombucks, X the hunting ... the abortion issues ... oh and that whole anti-gay marriage issue, and it's Palin Lust, Bruno, etctera ...

(56) Painkiller

The Lesbian Mafia — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:13:13 +0000

Wisdom Teeth, Percodan, 7 day junkie, Addiction, Politician/Banker thug class and Argentina, Mute MSM report on nothing that mattters as usual, Myspace is up and running, thankfully,

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=211975370&blogId=488907509

The Lesbian Mafia is a federally registered tradmark.

Music:
Painkiller - Steve Bug (feat. Miss Kittin)
Space Cowboy - Eve St. Jones
Behind - Flanders

(55-A) O Solo Mio mj, perez, pride

The Lesbian Mafia — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 03:23:45 +0000

Be sure to tune in to part B. of this show which is right under this one :)

Late posting this so it's a bit dated. Haven't had time for an official gay pride show, hope this solo bit will do.

Part A. RIP MJ or maybe not; Perez: Is language an excuse for violence? Does hating on the victim of physical violence make the haters abusive? How would you disable an aggressive person in your face acting like they were going hit you, knowing you were gay and unlikely to strike back at them? Republicrats; Stonewall's 40th Pride anniversary through losses and gains in what feels like a fractured and divided community, A little distance with that Polygamy please and thank you, Da, Da, Da ....

(55-B) MJ Overkill & Otherness

The Lesbian Mafia — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 02:00:29 +0000

B. Late in posting this sorry if it's a little dated. This is a portion of the show 55 that was going to be cut and tossed, thought it was overkill on the Micheal Jackson talk. For those of you who are interested and want to hear yet more MJ talk, tune in. There are also some musings on closets and celebrity culture that ended up in this post as well. Haven't had time for an official gay pride show, hope this solo bit will do.

(54) Potty Training & Stalkers

The Lesbian Mafia — Sat, 30 May 2009 12:26:50 +0000

Opening song by Wendy Ho, widely known and beloved in the community and gay rights supporter.

To purchase more of Wendy Ho's music go here: http://www.wendyho.net
Friend Wendy on Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/wendyho

(Don't listen to S, it's show 54 not 55, it's 54)

A Smother's love, Getting scammed for juice, Why does Heide http://theheideshow.podomatic.com say lesbians look like men? Potty training, Do-me more, Big-Hollywood Limousine Celebutards love Criminal Wall Street Bail outs, Stalkers ...

Thanks AJ http://www.myspace.com/askajanything for playing the Wendy Ho song on your page.

other music provided by DJ Phil of Funky House London http://funkylondon.podomatic.com/

song titles:
Today Is My Day - Tikaro, J Louis & Ferran ft Clarence
Don't Let this Moment End - Carlos Gillardo ft. Rebeka Brown

eeek! murdered radio djs artlce http://radio.about.com/library/weekly/aa080303a.htm

(53) Skeleton Closet Confessions

The Lesbian Mafia — Sat, 02 May 2009 15:34:40 +0000

8 minute Mash-up, Then Nikki Guest Hosts and says it's show 54 but don't listen to her it's #53; ate mail from God?/Yeshua; Aimless feminists; and answer listener inquiries from show 52 re: (Sandi's) run in with a past flame's ex-hubby a few weeks ago and we both confess a few skeletons in our closets ...

(52) Three Legged Lesbians

The Lesbian Mafia — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:07:47 +0000

Donation thank you's; Multi-Tasking; Stupid Americans; Oxymorons; LoHans Solo 2.0; Odd Couples ... and more!

Reproduced and renamed song *You're a Stupid Cunt* by Kiko Lombardi of: http://www.visitronix.com

Music bed provided by DJ Toni Teresi

http://www.myspace.com/nypstar

(51) Guest: Shannel of Rupaul's Drag Race

The Lesbian Mafia — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 16:28:23 +0000

McDonalds after midnight, Musings on (Logo's) Rupaul's Drag Race, Shannel (Bryan) talks about why she chose to leave Drag Race, Life as a seasoned Drag Entertainer, and Beauty secrets!

www.myspace.com/shannellv

www.shannel.net

(50)-Shows & 2 Years / Let's Get Serious

The Lesbian Mafia — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 11:51:03 +0000

Show #50 starts with an awful PC Love Song, Sleepy after posting show 49 it turns into a more reflective monologue about the past two years; Then come YOUR voicemail's of well wishes!
Please PLEASE forgive us if your call did not make the show. Listened to all of them and every single one was appreciate more than words can say.

Love you bastids!

Music provided by Funky House London Style: http://funkylondon.podomatic.com

Always & Forever Yours,
Sandi

(49) YOUR Voicemails w/ Sandi's Commentary

The Lesbian Mafia — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:53:55 +0000

YOUR calls with commentary by Sandi

(48) Glossy Glam Drag Race

The Lesbian Mafia — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 16:17:07 +0000

Intro from Our Friends at the I'm Going to Kill You Podcast

Rupaul's Drag Race, Bigots From All Walks of Life and/or Opposing Parties Etcetera Can ALL Agree on One Thing: H8 Legislation.
PC Polizia, Homogenization, the Fairness Doctrine, Freedom of Speech, Women and Food, Stupidity: the Side Effect of Narcissism and more ...

www.imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com

http://www.myspace.com/rupaulsdragrace

(47) Lesbonanza

The Lesbian Mafia — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 14:13:33 +0000

Sandi talks to Nikki and Lale about Electro-Shocks, L Word Spoiler (not so much), Thrillaaah Micheal Jackson, Lady CaCa, The Lesbian Mafia Stimulus Package: 350 -1 millions, Revolution and more ...

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(46) New Years Poo

The Lesbian Mafia — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:10:14 +0000

Rectifying Rick, Burka's, Poopy diapers, Bitter Old Cat Ladies and Dirty Old Dog Men, Burn that Sex, Kenosha, Marshals ...

(45) Asexual Lesbian

The Lesbian Mafia — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 22:58:31 +0000

Ordering bibles, Religious blobs, Chat w/Lale re: Rehab, Gays, Marriage, Relationships, Sex, an Asexual phase

(44) Part 2 Interview w/Melissa Ferrick & Prop H8 Protest Recap

The Lesbian Mafia — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 22:27:59 +0000

Prop H8 Protest Observational Observations,, Part 2 of the Melissa Ferrick Interview! We talk File Sharing, Touring, Sobriety, Porn Names and More.

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(43) Exclusive Interview w/Melissa Ferrick! (Part 1)

The Lesbian Mafia — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 10:47:34 +0000

**Exclusive Interview w/Melissa Ferrick (Part 1)**

Prop 8 Turrets by Yours Truly, Part 1 of an Exclusive 2 Part Interview w/ Out Lesbian Singer/Songwriter, Indie Icon, Melissa Ferrick! We talk New Couches, New Album: Goodbye Youth, Touring w/Ani DiFranco, Relationships, Coming Out and More ...

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(42) A Frannie & Freddie Halloween

The Lesbian Mafia — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 13:21:53 +0000

A Bi's Revenge, Battle Weary Rant, Cinnamon Buns, Hairy Legs, Women & Guns, Wall Street Perps ...

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(41) Madge Got Single

The Lesbian Mafia — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:53:40 +0000

Madonna & Guy's Divorce, Brittany, Drugs, Sweatshops. da da da da da

(40) London Calling. Shoot Your TV!

The Lesbian Mafia — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 13:38:47 +0000

She Calls to Say She Has Sense, Friends from www.DubiousInent.com Send Over a Fun Hello, Zeitgeists Addendum released 10/02/08 http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=7065205277695921912&hl=en, Compulsive Sunflower Seed Overeater, Negative Television Hysteria, CNN Journalist Jill Abrams book The Myth, The Muse, The Meshuga http://www.myspace.com/jillabrams, Rachel from London discusses London Police, Heather Mills etc ....

(39) Tatooed Atom Smashers & 13 Bisexual Lesbotrons

The Lesbian Mafia — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 11:24:15 +0000

Vladimir is Displeased w/the Bing Bang, Aries Discrimination, Lesbian Mafia Tattoos, Sex Addiction, *Guest *Heide* (formerly of Chaos Radio) and Her Dream Life,
Houseboy Slaves, Dominatrixes Make Strange Lovers,
13 Types of Bisexuality - Which One Are You?
*Guest: *Reap* of Pulse Talk Radio & www.PulseRadioOnline.net talks Black Holes & San Fran ...

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(38) Paranormal Lesbian (Mini)

The Lesbian Mafia — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 14:13:57 +0000

Snotty Neighbors Headgames, Animal Love & Gratitude, Soy, Obsessed Weirdo's, Paranormal Voices from the Netherworld ...

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(37) She Fills In Cause WhatsHerFace Is On Hiatus

The Lesbian Mafia — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 14:07:04 +0000

Guest Host Nikki Fills In While Sandi Is On Brief Hiatus, (go easy on her) Most of this is nonsense but it's stuff was laying around the hard drive from a few weeks ago so we figured we'd post it, why the Hey not?! "Elegant" Farm Dinners?, Irrational War Mongers, Aussies Tear Into Sandi with the "Stupid American" Quiz, Fishing, Neurons ... Idiocy ... etc. http://www.myspace.com/spicenewyorkcity

(36) Bernie & LINDSAY the Lezzy?

The Lesbian Mafia — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:41:28 +0000

Bernie, Isaac, LINDSAY the Lezzy Trash-Talk, to Drill or Not to Drill, Hydrogen Cars, 12 Steppin' Gift Bags, Word of the Day - Tourniquette, Why Don't they Fall? Not Even Science Can Conclude and More Bernie ...

This show is dedicated to the late great, Bernie Mac.

(35) Fruits, Porn & Cheats 101

The Lesbian Mafia — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 10:39:57 +0000

Frustrating Fruits, Sarah Jessica Parker and Ferris Bueller's Day Off Getting Off, Interns, Infidelitors, Porn, and more trash-talk! (some of the calls had bad sound, sorry :/
Featuring music by: Sarah Greenwood's - GSX! http://www.myspace.com/gsx

Vote for her VIDEO HERE: http://www.logoonline.com/shows/dyn/the_click_list/video_voting.jhtml

(34) Deleted Scenes!

The Lesbian Mafia — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 05:53:44 +0000

Could a podcast have Deleted Scenes? The answer is yes!
Got a portable was testing it out so most of this is stuff that would have normally been deleted but for the sake of consistancy here it goes ...
Bullshit & Dolphins, Portable Recorder Nonsense from Various Locations, Best Buy, Rude Toll Booth People, Word Games with Futchy Cops Who Love Rainbows, Sexist Family Dysfunction, Bed Bath and Beyond Mom, Christine Quinn for Mayor, Closing off with a very important PSA from John Cusak ... or is it?

(33) What Does Gay Pride Mean to YOU?

The Lesbian Mafia — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:45:45 +0000

(1hr)

This podcast's topic: "Why Is Gay Pride Important to You?"

We took your calls!! Some special guests called in also and are sprinkled throughout this podcast.

Lizzy the Lezzy - http://www.myspace.com/ruthselwyn

Gay Carrington - http://www.youtube.com/user/GayCarrington

Jamesson - http://www.myspace.com/jamesson

JHermBaby - http://www.youtube.com/user/jhermbaby

Italian Stallionette - http://www.youtube.com/user/ItalianStallionette

Kentucky Lightening!!!! http://www.myspace.com/sarah_hyland

and

Carla Jean Johnson Deputy Marriage Commissioner of S.F. City Hall

Find them, friend them, subscribe to their Youtube. They will provide you with lots of goodness!

Lesbian Mafia Apparel: http://thelesbianmafia. spreadshirt. com

Voice Mail - 206-984-4093

P.S. - Special thank you to Jill Abrams

P.P.S. - Anyone who did not make this show please forgive me. Next call in show you will be first, promise. Just message me to let me know.
xxXoo

(15A) LesbianGangs, Turkey Day Adventures and Guest Nikki

The Lesbian Mafia — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:51:30 +0000

(repost from 11-15-2007)

(3) Interview Marga Gomez + Etc.

The Lesbian Mafia — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 10:58:09 +0000

there's some echo on the crank call, sorry 'bout that.

if you've been gay for more than a minute, you probably know who marga gomez is. for someone like myself who is a bit of a funny person, it was an honor to have her grace the show.

hope you enjoy it!
(repost from 4-13-2007)
Interview w/ Marga Gomez and My Anxiety

(25) The Pope Show & Debbie Gibson

The Lesbian Mafia — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 10:20:11 +0000

The Pope reps in NYC, The Pope-mobile, Pope apologies, The Pope on Evil Eve, The Pope, Pope and more Pope ....
(repost from 4-17-08)

(32) Burn the Witch! (The Radical Show)

The Lesbian Mafia — Sat, 24 May 2008 03:13:34 +0000

Sort of a Mini, A Plea for Manners, Not Radical Enough?, Soda, Witch Burnings, Banana Clips, Silje Nergaard

(31) But Do You Have Gas?

The Lesbian Mafia — Tue, 20 May 2008 11:41:59 +0000

Fill-er-Up, Stem Cells, Where In The World Are Our Senators?, St. Clare's the Molesters, Andy Can Kiss What I Twist and I Don't Mean My Wrist, Schools Out, Sinus Dreams, Out With The Netti-Pot and In with Hydro Pulse ...
http://www.hydromedonline.com/

(30) You Like the Crazy

The Lesbian Mafia — Wed, 14 May 2008 11:17:28 +0000

Isis, American Chappaquiddick Idol, Listener v/m, Quarrels, Monsters, Not so Smiley Cyrus, What's a Hooker to Wear?, This American Life, Bottles of Red for Billy Joel ... and last but not least, if you listen very carefully you will learn the real reason why cops eat donuts!

Only here at the Lesma!

Featuring music by: Music Producer PiperRox

http://www.myspace.com/piperrox_house_things

(29) It's Oceanic

The Lesbian Mafia — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:00:06 +0000

Literalism's, Show #28 Anxiety, Degenerates, Gambino's?, Liquid Symbiosis ...

(28) IT'S TRAGIC!

The Lesbian Mafia — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:10:27 +0000

Please forgive me ...

(27) The Complete Guide to Loosening Uranus

The Lesbian Mafia — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 22:45:13 +0000

The Shadow Knows, Melissa's Mash-Up Submission, Listener Call In, Polygamists, Summer Diets, Gym Observations, Kardashian Meaninglessnesses, Fantasies, Subconscious Seriousness and more ...

Music Featured by: The Trucks http://www.myspace.com/thetrucks

(26) TLM-Minute: Be My Therapist For 8&1/2 Minutes

The Lesbian Mafia — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:06:35 +0000

Harley Davidson Vests, Balloons, Horseshit Beach, Mental & Emotional Clutter, To Say or Not To Say, Meanies ...
Why Pay A Therapist Who Probably Has More Problems Than I Do, When I Can Podcast?

(24) TLM Minute. A Cry For Help

The Lesbian Mafia — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:27:23 +0000

The Lesbian Mafia Minute. Can Someone Find Me a Governor Please?

(23) We're 1! Let's Get Serious ...

The Lesbian Mafia — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:13:28 +0000

New Show Post!

#23 - We're 1! Let's Get Serious ...

Up Close and Personal with Sandi solo. St. Pats, Elliot Spitz, Courtesans, 1 Year Anniversary Introspection

Featuring Music by Natalia Zuckerman in the artists corner: http://www.myspace.com/nataliazukerman

Lesbian Mafia Apparel http://thelesbianmafia.spreadshirt.com

Voice Mail - 206-984-4093

Happy St. Pats peoples!

(22) Tumult, Love Lesbian Style and Whorey Moments

The Lesbian Mafia — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:44:42 +0000

Valentine's Stressors, Infidels, Long Term Love, The Lesbian Moment of Truth, Whorey Moments, Lesbian Bed Death?

(21) got tha panties all up in their 2@

The Lesbian Mafia — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 16:46:08 +0000

I dunno

(20A) Ass Angst and Hill On the Hill (1hr)

The Lesbian Mafia — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 11:10:38 +0000

Myspace Angst, Snobby Personal Add Respondents, Sleeper Cells, Crazy Fox Foxy, Peddy R. Kelly, If not Hillary then Who, and Happy Hood Friends

(20B) Goddess Radio Interview w/Zsussana Budapest

The Lesbian Mafia — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:54:54 +0000

Fellow Podcast - Swannie of Goddess Radio Interviews Zsussana Budapest author of The Holy Book of Women's Mysteries

GoddessRadio.podomatic.com

(19) Where's Dildo?

The Lesbian Mafia — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:10:49 +0000

Losing one's mind is not the only concern here at the Lesma ...

(18) My Xanax and Rehab 'All In One' Trip

The Lesbian Mafia — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 07:24:05 +0000

Sandi's shares her Xanax experience in a "1" minute commentary.

(17) 1 Minute Commentary on Tom and Katie

The Lesbian Mafia — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 08:24:10 +0000

It's been common knowledge for decades that Tom shoots blanks. I know Morton thinks he has the lowdown, but he doesn't ... I DO!

(16) New Year, Same Ol' Foolishness ...

The Lesbian Mafia — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 09:15:39 +0000

Republican Pizza Pies, Nipple Clamps, Porn Virgins, Naughty Blue Chippers, Ear Piercing Karaoke ... does any of it really have any meaning?

(15B) Freestyle Friday Nostalgia Hour at Remix

The Lesbian Mafia — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 13:11:46 +0000

lost a lot of sound quality when converted to mp3 but here goes ...

There's A Party Going On - Nayobe
You'll Never Find Another Love -
Take It While It's Hot - Sweet Sensation
Dancing On The Fire - India
Give Me Back My Heart - Corina
I Remember What You Like - Jenny Burton
Clave Rocks - Amoretto
Hold Me - Rios Sisters
Don't Take Your Love - Lydia Lee Love
Touch Me With Your Heart - Eileen Flores
Try Yazz - Two Without Hats
I Have Dreams - Eileen Flores
Second Chance For Love - Nayobe
Don't Break My Heart - Sa-Fire
I Won't Stop Loving You - C-Bank
January February - Tina B
Come Get My Love - TKA
Look Into My Eyes - George LaMond
99 and a half
Out of Control - Corina
I Do Both Jay And Jayne
Please Don't Go - Nayobe

(14) Halloween Swinging! (1hr)

The Lesbian Mafia — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 05:23:44 +0000

Questionable prank; Alix Olson’s, “Cute For a Girl;” Lale complains about the prank, Some talk about swingers, Brit catches one of Tila Tequila's TV suitors out at the local Halloween party, Loa sings ABBA and inhales second hand maryjane, Shelzy apparently wears too much costume at her local Halloween party …

(13) Lez-Bionic Birdy Friends and Cheezzzy Sound Board Fun

The Lesbian Mafia — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 07:48:42 +0000

Sandi creates her own special automated message for The Lesbian Mafia, Motherly Love, Messages From Birds, Cheap Shots At The Lezzie's On TV, Fem Sergeants "Wanna Have Some Fun," Laughing and Seeing Visions, And Good Vibrations, All Make For A Typical ADD Show.

(12) The Lesbian Teen Show (1hr)

The Lesbian Mafia — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 03:57:14 +0000

Sandi talks with teenagers Mandy, Tash and Mary, about relevant and retarded issues. What's on the minds of lesbian youth today, safe dental sex, and how to off an abusive parent ... all in one 54 minute show.

(11) Idiocy Abound and Professions of Love for MJ

The Lesbian Mafia — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 09:33:16 +0000

Voicemails from Cindy, Hairy Hedges, Sick Vick, Hicoughs, Ay Bay Bay, Fartisodes, Professions of Love for Mistress Juliya, Orbit Bubble Gum, What Is Dirty Armenian Sex?, Curve Girls ...

(10) Back From Hiatus

The Lesbian Mafia — Sat, 11 Aug 2007 21:14:26 +0000

Thanks Nadya, for Babkas Bikini Wax Messages, Back from Techno-challenges, Child Abusers, Vibrating i-Phones, Pseudo-Lesbians have babies, Joe Walsh as a cure for insomnia, Combi-Christ for adults, Hilary for president, but only because she has a vagina.

(9) Interview w/ Lea Delaria and More Nonsensical Babblings

The Lesbian Mafia — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 15:10:59 +0000

Interview with Lea Delaria and some more nonsensical babblings ..

(8) The Gay Fucking Fucky Pride Show Coming Out Stories

The Lesbian Mafia — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 22:38:42 +0000

Adam & Andrews Tatu parody 'I'm a Lesbian,' My software ate the real show so here's the fake one , Bickering lezzies, Gay Pride but not in Miami, I need to get Bucked?, Coming out stories, Really bad greaseball accents, Shout outs!

(7) The I Have No Show, Show. Going Topic-less!

The Lesbian Mafia — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 21:53:39 +0000

All I need is the right man, Thank God I'm gay, No topic whatsoever, Being ditched, Bad Karaoke Nonsensical ramblings, Paris? Kelly Clarkson? Farting? A tasteless show indeed ...

(6) Interview w/ Kate Clinton and My Feminazi Ramblings

The Lesbian Mafia — Sat, 26 May 2007 09:25:17 +0000

Fancier than Uhaul, Rare Exclusive Interview With The Goddess Kate Clinton, Sexy Feminism, Closing Ramblings From Yours Truly The Feminazi?

(5) Is Being A Lezzy-Cakes A Choice?

The Lesbian Mafia — Sat, 12 May 2007 13:40:03 +0000

Converted Lezzy's sing Nelly FArtado in Pathmark, Choosing a sexuality?, Vegas karaoke and sexy tranny hookers, Peter Lugar's steak sauce for 99 cents, Gay beams only for special people, Arguing Lezzy's with tourrete's ... and Shout Outs!

(4) PMS and Worst Psycho Lesbian Stories Revealed

The Lesbian Mafia — Sun, 29 Apr 2007 04:53:22 +0000

pms, weapon weilding mattress stabbing, gas station fights, holes in walls, head banging stalkers, bottle dodging, and flying chairs ...

(2) Stereotypes and Strapping One On ...

The Lesbian Mafia — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 20:58:48 +0000

Juwanna Mann?

(1) Am I Offensive to Bisexuals?

The Lesbian Mafia — Sun, 18 Mar 2007 02:40:33 +0000

First show, cut me some slack bishes. Give it a few seconds to start.