The Lesbian Mafia

After reading about Playboy's first out "lesbian" centerfold, Stephanie Adams, "switching teams" on page 6 of the New York Post, we decided to give her a call (before we ripped her hair out, meh heh heh!) to hear her side of the story.

http://stephanieadams.com

http://www.GODDESSY.com

We would also (again) like to thank Hadas B. for the contributions to this program and continual support, especially the recent contribution to LOVE 146 in honor of The Lesbian Mafia.

http://www.love146.org

The Ariana Nation is getting hyphy on Biden; We gettin hyphy on The Penis director Polanski who rapes 7th graders; Some of YOUR voicemails; Chat w/Bobbi about Jada & Lil Kim's cheek bones, Cougars, LTRs, Chat w/Niki about Guns & Women, 911 Conspiracy Theories, Dancing Guidettes ...

http://www.altfg.com/blog/directors/roman-polanski-petition

Woody Allen signed this petition. WOODY ALLEN! You can't make this shit up. The only ones missing are R. Kelly, Phil Spector, and Baretta ... but there's still time!

Whoopie said it wasn't "rape rape" and went on to justify the rape of a child on The View. After overwhelming criticism she "sort of" retracted it. Weinstein has been a tireless crusader for the rapist pedophile.

The list gets longer every day of the deranged loons who support the rapist pedophile.

Full list as of Oct 7, 09: http://www.altfg.com/blog/politics/petition-for-roman-polanski-signatories

last comment: "After Roman raped his 13 year old victim, he sent his cronies and sycophants to her school where they released the pictures he took of her with the words LOLITA and TEASE written on them. She was in 7th grade. She was humiliated and basically “raped” again. He attacked her Mom as well in the media. Why is it her Mom’s fault that he raped a 13 year old girl after drugging her? He said in an interview filmed in 1978 of the victim that “She wanted it” basically calling her a slut. Roman used these classic rape defense tactics to send her a message and smear her character. Again, she was 13 and in 7th grade. This is the reason why she is “media shy” and wants to walk away from this, because she is scarred and afraid of what he and his freinds will do it again".

Correction: The the anti-gay marriage DOMA "Execture Order" was signed in june which was in the first 150 days or so, not in the first hundred days. Too lazy to correct it after it was taped but you get the drift.

Article referenced re: women AIDS patients http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,20797,26016669-5003402,00.html?from=public_rss

Feminism, Bailout disgust, Chat with Kaye about straight on straight sexual harrassment, the women's movement, the black power movement, gay life in Jamaica from a straight native's perspective, Buju Banton, Rap, MacKenzie Philips, ect., ect.

Check out Lizzy the Lezzy's site and fun new book: http://www.lizzythelezzy.com

Fantasies of the Sarah, Chat with Nikki on Pimping Miss Universe, Anti-Relationship Relationship talk, Kim Kardashian's curves, Jessica Simpson's diet and more!

King Nero Bloombucks, X the hunting ... the abortion issues ... oh and that whole anti-gay marriage issue, and it's Palin Lust, Bruno, etctera ...

Wisdom Teeth, Percodan, 7 day junkie, Addiction, Politician/Banker thug class and Argentina, Mute MSM report on nothing that mattters as usual, Myspace is up and running, thankfully,

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=211975370&blogId=488907509

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Music:
Painkiller - Steve Bug (feat. Miss Kittin)
Space Cowboy - Eve St. Jones
Behind - Flanders

Be sure to tune in to part B. of this show which is right under this one

Late posting this so it's a bit dated. Haven't had time for an official gay pride show, hope this solo bit will do.

Part A. RIP MJ or maybe not; Perez: Is language an excuse for violence? Does hating on the victim of physical violence make the haters abusive? How would you disable an aggressive person in your face acting like they were going hit you, knowing you were gay and unlikely to strike back at them? Republicrats; Stonewall's 40th Pride anniversary through losses and gains in what feels like a fractured and divided community, A little distance with that Polygamy please and thank you, Da, Da, Da ....

B. Late in posting this sorry if it's a little dated. This is a portion of the show 55 that was going to be cut and tossed, thought it was overkill on the Micheal Jackson talk. For those of you who are interested and want to hear yet more MJ talk, tune in. There are also some musings on closets and celebrity culture that ended up in this post as well. Haven't had time for an official gay pride show, hope this solo bit will do.

Opening song by Wendy Ho, widely known and beloved in the community and gay rights supporter.

To purchase more of Wendy Ho's music go here: http://www.wendyho.net
Friend Wendy on Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/wendyho

(Don't listen to S, it's show 54 not 55, it's 54)

A Smother's love, Getting scammed for juice, Why does Heide http://theheideshow.podomatic.com say lesbians look like men? Potty training, Do-me more, Big-Hollywood Limousine Celebutards love Criminal Wall Street Bail outs, Stalkers ...

Thanks AJ http://www.myspace.com/askajanything for playing the Wendy Ho song on your page.

other music provided by DJ Phil of Funky House London http://funkylondon.podomatic.com/

song titles:
Today Is My Day - Tikaro, J Louis & Ferran ft Clarence
Don't Let this Moment End - Carlos Gillardo ft. Rebeka Brown

eeek! murdered radio djs artlce http://radio.about.com/library/weekly/aa080303a.htm

8 minute Mash-up, Then Nikki Guest Hosts and says it's show 54 but don't listen to her it's #53; ate mail from God?/Yeshua; Aimless feminists; and answer listener inquiries from show 52 re: (Sandi's) run in with a past flame's ex-hubby a few weeks ago and we both confess a few skeletons in our closets ...

Donation thank you's; Multi-Tasking; Stupid Americans; Oxymorons; LoHans Solo 2.0; Odd Couples ... and more!

Reproduced and renamed song *You're a Stupid Cunt* by Kiko Lombardi of: http://www.visitronix.com

Music bed provided by DJ Toni Teresi

http://www.myspace.com/nypstar

McDonalds after midnight, Musings on (Logo's) Rupaul's Drag Race, Shannel (Bryan) talks about why she chose to leave Drag Race, Life as a seasoned Drag Entertainer, and Beauty secrets!

www.myspace.com/shannellv

www.shannel.net

Show #50 starts with an awful PC Love Song, Sleepy after posting show 49 it turns into a more reflective monologue about the past two years; Then come YOUR voicemail's of well wishes!
Please PLEASE forgive us if your call did not make the show. Listened to all of them and every single one was appreciate more than words can say.

Love you bastids!

Music provided by Funky House London Style: http://funkylondon.podomatic.com

Always & Forever Yours,
Sandi

YOUR calls with commentary by Sandi

Intro from Our Friends at the I'm Going to Kill You Podcast

Rupaul's Drag Race, Bigots From All Walks of Life and/or Opposing Parties Etcetera Can ALL Agree on One Thing: H8 Legislation.
PC Polizia, Homogenization, the Fairness Doctrine, Freedom of Speech, Women and Food, Stupidity: the Side Effect of Narcissism and more ...

www.imgoingtokillyou.podomatic.com

http://www.myspace.com/rupaulsdragrace

Sandi talks to Nikki and Lale about Electro-Shocks, L Word Spoiler (not so much), Thrillaaah Micheal Jackson, Lady CaCa, The Lesbian Mafia Stimulus Package 350 1 millions Revolution and more ...

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Rectifying Rick, Burka's, Poopy diapers, Bitter Old Cat Ladies and Dirty Old Dog Men, Burn that Sex, Kenosha, Marshals ...

Ordering bibles, Religious blobs, Chat w/Lale re: Rehab, Gays, Marriage, Relationships, Sex, an Asexual phase

Prop H8 Protest Observational Observations,, Part 2 of the Melissa Ferrick Interview! We talk File Sharing, Touring, Sobriety, Porn Names and More.

To Catch Melissa Live Check Out Her Tour Schedule ...

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**Exclusive Interview w/Melissa Ferrick (Part 1)**

Prop 8 Turrets by Yours Truly, Part 1 of an Exclusive 2 Part Interview w/ Out Lesbian Singer/Songwriter, Indie Icon, Melissa Ferrick! We talk New Couches, New Album: Goodbye Youth, Touring w/Ani DiFranco, Relationships, Coming Out and More ...

FRIEND MELISSA FERRICK: http://www.myspace.com/melissaferrick

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A Bi's Revenge, Battle Weary Rant, Cinnamon Buns, Hairy Legs, Women & Guns, Wall Street Perps ...

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Madonna & Guy's Divorce, Brittany, Drugs, Sweatshops. da da da da da

She Calls to Say She Has Sense, Friends from www.DubiousInent.com Send Over a Fun Hello, Zeitgeists Addendum released 10/02/08 http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=7065205277695921912&hl=en, Compulsive Sunflower Seed Overeater, Negative Television Hysteria, CNN Journalist Jill Abrams book The Myth, The Muse, The Meshuga http://www.myspace.com/jillabrams, Rachel from London discusses London Police, Heather Mills etc ....

Vladimir is Displeased w/the Bing Bang, Aries Discrimination, Lesbian Mafia Tattoos, Sex Addiction, *Guest *Heide* (formerly of Chaos Radio) and Her Dream Life,
Houseboy Slaves, Dominatrixes Make Strange Lovers,
13 Types of Bisexuality - Which One Are You?
*Guest: *Reap* of Pulse Talk Radio & www.PulseRadioOnline.net talks Black Holes & San Fran ...

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Snotty Neighbors Headgames, Animal Love & Gratitude, Soy, Obsessed Weirdo's, Paranormal Voices from the Netherworld ...


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Guest Host Nikki Fills In While Sandi Is On Brief Hiatus, (go easy on her) Most of this is nonsense but it's stuff was laying around the hard drive from a few weeks ago so we figured we'd post it, why the Hey not?! "Elegant" Farm Dinners?, Irrational War Mongers, Aussies Tear Into Sandi with the "Stupid American" Quiz, Fishing, Neurons ... Idiocy ... etc. http://www.myspace.com/spicenewyorkcity

Bernie, Isaac, LINDSAY the Lezzy Trash-Talk, to Drill or Not to Drill, Hydrogen Cars, 12 Steppin' Gift Bags, Word of the Day - Tourniquette, Why Don't they Fall? Not Even Science Can Conclude and More Bernie ...

This show is dedicated to the late great, Bernie Mac.

Frustrating Fruits, Sarah Jessica Parker and Ferris Bueller's Day Off Getting Off, Interns, Infidelitors, Porn, and more trash-talk! (some of the calls had bad sound, sorry :/
Featuring music by: Sarah Greenwood's - GSX! http://www.myspace.com/gsx

Vote for her VIDEO HERE: http://www.logoonline.com/shows/dyn/the_click_list/video_voting.jhtml

Could a podcast have Deleted Scenes? The answer is yes!
Got a portable was testing it out so most of this is stuff that would have normally been deleted but for the sake of consistancy here it goes ...
Bullshit & Dolphins, Portable Recorder Nonsense from Various Locations, Best Buy, Rude Toll Booth People, Word Games with Futchy Cops Who Love Rainbows, Sexist Family Dysfunction, Bed Bath and Beyond Mom, Christine Quinn for Mayor, Closing off with a very important PSA from John Cusak ... or is it?

(1hr)

This podcast's topic: "Why Is Gay Pride Important to You?"

We took your calls!! Some special guests called in also and are sprinkled throughout this podcast.

Lizzy the Lezzy - http://www.myspace.com/ruthselwyn

Gay Carrington - http://www.youtube.com/user/GayCarrington

Jamesson - http://www.myspace.com/jamesson

JHermBaby - http://www.youtube.com/user/jhermbaby

Italian Stallionette - http://www.youtube.com/user/ItalianStallionette

Kentucky Lightening!!!! http://www.myspace.com/sarah_hyland

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Carla Jean Johnson Deputy Marriage Commissioner of S.F. City Hall

Find them, friend them, subscribe to their Youtube. They will provide you with lots of goodness!

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P.S. - Special thank you to Jill Abrams

P.P.S. - Anyone who did not make this show please forgive me. Next call in show you will be first, promise. Just message me to let me know.
xxXoo

Sort of a Mini, A Plea for Manners, Not Radical Enough?, Soda, Witch Burnings, Banana Clips, Silje Nergaard

Fill-er-Up, Stem Cells, Where In The World Are Our Senators?, St. Clare's the Molesters, Andy Can Kiss What I Twist and I Don't Mean My Wrist, Schools Out, Sinus Dreams, Out With The Netti-Pot and In with Hydro Pulse ...
http://www.hydromedonline.com/

Isis, American Chappaquiddick Idol, Listener v/m, Quarrels, Monsters, Not so Smiley Cyrus, What's a Hooker to Wear?, This American Life, Bottles of Red for Billy Joel ... and last but not least, if you listen very carefully you will learn the real reason why cops eat donuts!

Only here at the Lesma!

Featuring music by: Music Producer PiperRox

http://www.myspace.com/piperrox_house_things

Literalism's, Show #28 Anxiety, Degenerates, Gambino's?, Liquid Symbiosis ...

Please forgive me ...

The Shadow Knows, Melissa's Mash-Up Submission, Listener Call In, Polygamists, Summer Diets, Gym Observations, Kardashian Meaninglessnesses, Fantasies, Subconscious Seriousness and more ...

Music Featured by: The Trucks http://www.myspace.com/thetrucks

Harley Davidson Vests, Balloons, Horseshit Beach, Mental & Emotional Clutter, To Say or Not To Say, Meanies ...
Why Pay A Therapist Who Probably Has More Problems Than I Do, When I Can Podcast?

The Pope reps in NYC, The Pope-mobile, Pope apologies, The Pope on Evil Eve, The Pope, Pope and more Pope ....
(repost from 4-17-08)

The Lesbian Mafia Minute. Can Someone Find Me a Governor Please?

New Show Post!

#23 - We're 1! Let's Get Serious ...

Up Close and Personal with Sandi solo. St. Pats, Elliot Spitz, Courtesans, 1 Year Anniversary Introspection

Featuring Music by Natalia Zuckerman in the artists corner: http://www.myspace.com/nataliazukerman

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Voice Mail - 206-984-4093

Happy St. Pats peoples!

Valentine's Stressors, Infidels, Long Term Love, The Lesbian Moment of Truth, Whorey Moments, Lesbian Bed Death?

I dunno

Myspace Angst, Snobby Personal Add Respondents, Sleeper Cells, Crazy Fox Foxy, Peddy R. Kelly, If not Hillary then Who, and Happy Hood Friends

Fellow Podcast - Swannie of Goddess Radio Interviews Zsussana Budapest author of The Holy Book of Women's Mysteries

GoddessRadio.podomatic.com

Losing one's mind is not the only concern here at the Lesma ...

Sandi's shares her Xanax experience in a "1" minute commentary.

It's been common knowledge for decades that Tom shoots blanks. I know Morton thinks he has the lowdown, but he doesn't ... I DO!

Republican Pizza Pies, Nipple Clamps, Porn Virgins, Naughty Blue Chippers, Ear Piercing Karaoke ... does any of it really have any meaning?

(repost from 11-15-2007)

lost a lot of sound quality when converted to mp3 but here goes ...

There's A Party Going On - Nayobe
You'll Never Find Another Love -
Take It While It's Hot - Sweet Sensation
Dancing On The Fire - India
Give Me Back My Heart - Corina
I Remember What You Like - Jenny Burton
Clave Rocks - Amoretto
Hold Me - Rios Sisters
Don't Take Your Love - Lydia Lee Love
Touch Me With Your Heart - Eileen Flores
Try Yazz - Two Without Hats
I Have Dreams - Eileen Flores
Second Chance For Love - Nayobe
Don't Break My Heart - Sa-Fire
I Won't Stop Loving You - C-Bank
January February - Tina B
Come Get My Love - TKA
Look Into My Eyes - George LaMond
99 and a half
Out of Control - Corina
I Do Both Jay And Jayne
Please Don't Go - Nayobe

Questionable prank; Alix Olson’s, “Cute For a Girl;” Lale complains about the prank, Some talk about swingers, Brit catches one of Tila Tequila's TV suitors out at the local Halloween party, Loa sings ABBA and inhales second hand maryjane, Shelzy apparently wears too much costume at her local Halloween party …

Sandi creates her own special automated message for The Lesbian Mafia, Motherly Love, Messages From Birds, Cheap Shots At The Lezzie's On TV, Fem Sergeants "Wanna Have Some Fun," Laughing and Seeing Visions, And Good Vibrations, All Make For A Typical ADD Show.

Sandi talks with teenagers Mandy, Tash and Mary, about relevant and retarded issues. What's on the minds of lesbian youth today, safe dental sex, and how to off an abusive parent ... all in one 54 minute show.

Voicemails from Cindy, Hairy Hedges, Sick Vick, Hicoughs, Ay Bay Bay, Fartisodes, Professions of Love for Mistress Juliya, Orbit Bubble Gum, What Is Dirty Armenian Sex?, Curve Girls ...

Thanks Nadya, for Babkas Bikini Wax Messages, Back from Techno-challenges, Child Abusers, Vibrating i-Phones, Pseudo-Lesbians have babies, Joe Walsh as a cure for insomnia, Combi-Christ for adults, Hilary for president, but only because she has a vagina.

Interview with Lea Delaria and some more nonsensical babblings ..

Adam & Andrews Tatu parody 'I'm a Lesbian,' My software ate the real show so here's the fake one , Bickering lezzies, Gay Pride but not in Miami, I need to get Bucked?, Coming out stories, Really bad greaseball accents, Shout outs!

All I need is the right man, Thank God I'm gay, No topic whatsoever, Being ditched, Bad Karaoke Nonsensical ramblings, Paris? Kelly Clarkson? Farting? A tasteless show indeed ...

Fancier than Uhaul, Rare Exclusive Interview With The Goddess Kate Clinton, Sexy Feminism, Closing Ramblings From Yours Truly The Feminazi?

Converted Lezzy's sing Nelly FArtado in Pathmark, Choosing a sexuality?, Vegas karaoke and sexy tranny hookers, Peter Lugar's steak sauce for 99 cents, Gay beams only for special people, Arguing Lezzy's with tourrete's ... and Shout Outs!

pms, weapon weilding mattress stabbing, gas station fights, holes in walls, head banging stalkers, bottle dodging, and flying chairs ...

there's some echo on the crank call, sorry 'bout that.

if you've been gay for more than a minute, you probably know who marga gomez is. for someone like myself who is a bit of a funny person, it was an honor to have her grace the show.

hope you enjoy it!
(repost from 4-13-2007)
Interview w/ Marga Gomez and My Anxiety

Juwanna Mann?

First show, cut me some slack bishes. Give it a few seconds to start.